Portrait of secrets - packed with spoilers

We chronicle 13 amazing moments in this epic Castlevania

While we're on the subject of Vincent, let's go ahead and mention his incessant shilling of items. You'd think he'd want these two heroic individuals to overthrow Dracula and save the world, but that's not stopping him from charging out the ass for potions and tonics. The best, though, has to be his miser mentality on the best day ever, your own birthday.

So here it is, that special day, and Vincent's offering a cake courtesy of the DS' internal clock. Oh wait - you've gotta pay three thousand bucks for it first. Nice. That puts it just under a battle axe in overall cost.

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