Pokemusings, week 20

Five unintentionally scary Pokemon

2) Solrock - It's a frickin' rock that's shaped like the sun. It also likes to wear mascara and appears to have had collagen injected into its lips (again, Delia Ketchum told us so). That's three strikes of scary right there. If we ran into Solrock in a dark alley, we're pretty sure we would be able to run away. The immobilizing fear this Pokemon inspires would leave us frozen in our tracks.

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