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Pikachu: Officially sexy-cool

Stuff my Bidoof

We’re not sure which is the more disturbing: the fact that someone actually commissioned this in the first place, or that the artist agreed to use their spare time carefully stuffing, and then stitching up, a Bidoof’s backside. ‘I’m NOT currently taking commissions,’ says the artist. Presumably because they’ve only just stopped being questioned by the police.


Above: These are the black, glassy eyes you see before you die, whittled to death by crocheted teeth


Bidoof brain cosies

Not one, but two Bidoof hats. We can think of nothing more depressing than slipping one of these over our heads in the middle of winter. ‘HOW MUCH FOR AMAZING HAT?!’ asks one commenter. Still, we suppose they provide a public service – if you see one of these coming towards you on a dark night, you’ll know it’s time to cross the street…

 

Above: You could jot reminders to yourself on the inside of the teeth. Things like ‘no more Bidoof hats’ 


Oh, you have two Bidoof?

During our hunt for all things Bidoof, we found frequent references to owning two Bidoofs. This particularly ‘tickled our fancy’ – replacement boxart for a ‘Two Bidoof Version’. Does anyone want to explain the ‘Twin Bidoof’ phenomenon to us? On second thoughts, we don’t want to know.


Above: Hey, look, it’s a… Wha? Oh, sorry, we got distracted by the T-shirt in the background. Quite something


Bidoof pwnage

Why have Ho-Oh when you can have Bidoof? Bidoof12’s YouTube channel allows you to witness the true power of the ’Doof as his Lv100 Pokeyman rips another team of Lv100s to pieces. We shudder to think how long he must have stared at the back of that Bidoof’s head in order to train it up.


Above: Given this display of might, perhaps we should be more careful about what we say about Bidoof 


Eat mah Bidoof!

‘Happy birthday, Son! I baked you a delicious cake. A lovely brown Bidoof cake. BECAUSE I HATE YOU!’ Just imagine it. Just imagine having to sit down and eat one of these monstrosities. That third one made us laugh so hard we ended up crying. And calling Social Services.


Above: Click each image to see their uncanny origins

Apr 27, 2010


 

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24 comments

  • Gobblemeister - June 21, 2010 12:27 a.m.

    How can you not love Bidoof?
  • shinigamiDude - April 30, 2010 6:28 a.m.

    What's with the Bidoof fetish? I won't mind wearing a Pikachu hoodie though. :D
  • Skykid - April 30, 2010 2:49 a.m.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG! MY EYES! THEY BURN FROM THE INSANITY! MAKE THE BAD THINGS GO AWAY!
  • lovinmyps3 - April 30, 2010 2:06 a.m.

    The Pikachu hoody is pretty awesome!
  • Hydrohs - April 29, 2010 2:49 p.m.

    So that match is actually rigged. Besides every Pokemon being shiny, which could very well be legit, Bidoof can't outspeed all those Pokemon unless the trainer specifically got shitty Speed Natures and IVs.
  • oreopizza47 - April 28, 2010 7:17 p.m.

    i freaking love the pikachu hoodie. but i agree with the wire idea. P.S. recaptcha = world conned P.P.S. i don't care that no one does recaptcha postings anymore
  • sleepy92ismypsn - April 28, 2010 1:29 p.m.

    that mudkip chick is ugly that girl in thepikachu hoody is hot. and who the hell is bidoof im not a pokemaniac anymore
  • philipshaw - April 28, 2010 12:31 p.m.

    What is with all the Bidoff in the article?
  • Apollomon - April 28, 2010 8:26 a.m.

    @barrage7667 my girlfriend has made a pikachu hoodie just like the one in the picture- only difference is it has no tail, but it really cool...and soft :D...i told her i would go out in one if she made me one (not pikachu mind, i been trying to decide which pokemon, since bulbasaur would not work unless i was a hutchback)
  • FinderKeeper - April 28, 2010 8:13 a.m.

    Mind what you say about the almighty Bidoof. He sees all, he hears all. He knows when you've been naughty or nice... and he eats Lv100 legendaries for breakfast and digests them into yummy strawberry jam. An I herd he duzzint liek mudkipz...
  • LordAlzorn - April 28, 2010 3:28 a.m.

    Yeah, the guy with the Shiny Ubers definitely cheated. It serves him right to get powned by a Bidoof. Is there anything more humiliating that that?
  • 8bitBaby - April 28, 2010 3:25 a.m.

    @Tomsta666 i take it you have never been to an anime convention before. and i also think that shirt in the background is quite something. i wish i had one.
  • thingreen5 - April 28, 2010 3:20 a.m.

    where do you get that freaken picachu hoodie?
  • RonaldRayGun - April 28, 2010 2:56 a.m.

    When the Bidoof cake is in the oven, well... BIDOOF BIDOOF! BIDOOF IS ON FIRE!
  • GameManiac - April 28, 2010 2:24 a.m.

    Lv.100 legendaries beaten by Lv.100 Bidoof... At least it wasn't a Lv.100 Magikarp. I wonder off of which website I can get me one of those Poke Ball keychains...
  • RogueRED - April 28, 2010 2:03 a.m.

    I wouldd buy the mudkip thing
  • nomnom52 - April 28, 2010 1:35 a.m.

    I think the guy with all the lvl. 100 legendaries cheated. I mean, not only are they lvl. 100, but they're shiny too! anyone else suspect anything suspicious?
  • johngrybos - April 28, 2010 1:28 a.m.

    Those blacked-out eyes look like what happens when serial killers in movies spend their spare time slicing up magazines. Creepy.
  • barrage7667 - April 28, 2010 1:10 a.m.

    OMG MY FRIEND MAKES POKEMON HOODIES ALL THE TIME!!! SHE HAS LIKE 35 OF EM SHE PERSONALLY MADE!!
  • TheEvilSideofEveryone - April 28, 2010 12:55 a.m.

    The ditto hat looks like a penis.

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