Pikachu: Officially sexy-cool

Not only at the GR offices, but all over the world Pokemon insanity is at a fever pitch. There's a new game announced, a new movie featuring new Pokemon, and we're still obsessed with HeartGold/SoulSilver. Now we share with you, gentle reader, a small taste of the Poke-infatuation to be found on the internets.

Teeny tiny Pokeball

Dangle them from anything you like – bags, phones, hideous facial piercings… even your DS, if you feel so inclined. Just don’t try throwing them at wild animals – they simply don’t work.

Above: It would be cool if it opened up to  reveal a very tiny ’Mon. It doesn’t, though. Never mind

Do you like Mudkipz?

This super cute hooded fleece is only available in ‘girlie small’. If you know what that means, and you do indeed like Mudkip, better order one when they hopefully come back in stock. We like the little flippers on the bottom and the hood - top attention to detail.

Above: We guess it would be a bit weird if this was only available in, say, men’s XXL size

Pikachu, I choose you

Someone somewhere must know of a suitable time and place to wear something like this. We were thinking maybe job interviews, court appearances, that sort of thing. The 10 o’clock news would certainly be more bearable if the next harrowing disaster report was presented by… oh, how sweet!

Above: We’d put some wire in those ears to make them stand up, else Pikachu looks all sad.  We’d just have to watch out for ceiling fans

Bellsprout in wool

Like a Triffid, isn’t it? We were looking forward to cuddling our sinister/lovely Bellsprout plushies when we realised this is just a pattern. You’re supposed to follow the instructions and make it yourself. Is crochet difficult?

Above: Does anyone else find those roots/feet a bit creepy? Like it’s just been ripped out of the ground?

Ditto hatto

Ditto is the Pokemon that turns into anything it wants to. In this case it looks remarkably like a hat, and that’s really all we’ve got to say on the matter.

Above: We’d probably look a bit happier if we had a Ditto hat. Guess she must hate Ditto

Check the next page for some hardcore Bidoof love


  • Gobblemeister - June 21, 2010 12:27 a.m.

    How can you not love Bidoof?
  • shinigamiDude - April 30, 2010 6:28 a.m.

    What's with the Bidoof fetish? I won't mind wearing a Pikachu hoodie though. :D
  • Skykid - April 30, 2010 2:49 a.m.

  • lovinmyps3 - April 30, 2010 2:06 a.m.

    The Pikachu hoody is pretty awesome!
  • Hydrohs - April 29, 2010 2:49 p.m.

    So that match is actually rigged. Besides every Pokemon being shiny, which could very well be legit, Bidoof can't outspeed all those Pokemon unless the trainer specifically got shitty Speed Natures and IVs.
  • oreopizza47 - April 28, 2010 7:17 p.m.

    i freaking love the pikachu hoodie. but i agree with the wire idea. P.S. recaptcha = world conned P.P.S. i don't care that no one does recaptcha postings anymore
  • sleepy92ismypsn - April 28, 2010 1:29 p.m.

    that mudkip chick is ugly that girl in thepikachu hoody is hot. and who the hell is bidoof im not a pokemaniac anymore
  • philipshaw - April 28, 2010 12:31 p.m.

    What is with all the Bidoff in the article?
  • Apollomon - April 28, 2010 8:26 a.m.

    @barrage7667 my girlfriend has made a pikachu hoodie just like the one in the picture- only difference is it has no tail, but it really cool...and soft :D...i told her i would go out in one if she made me one (not pikachu mind, i been trying to decide which pokemon, since bulbasaur would not work unless i was a hutchback)
  • FinderKeeper - April 28, 2010 8:13 a.m.

    Mind what you say about the almighty Bidoof. He sees all, he hears all. He knows when you've been naughty or nice... and he eats Lv100 legendaries for breakfast and digests them into yummy strawberry jam. An I herd he duzzint liek mudkipz...
  • LordAlzorn - April 28, 2010 3:28 a.m.

    Yeah, the guy with the Shiny Ubers definitely cheated. It serves him right to get powned by a Bidoof. Is there anything more humiliating that that?
  • 8bitBaby - April 28, 2010 3:25 a.m.

    @Tomsta666 i take it you have never been to an anime convention before. and i also think that shirt in the background is quite something. i wish i had one.
  • thingreen5 - April 28, 2010 3:20 a.m.

    where do you get that freaken picachu hoodie?
  • RonaldRayGun - April 28, 2010 2:56 a.m.

    When the Bidoof cake is in the oven, well... BIDOOF BIDOOF! BIDOOF IS ON FIRE!
  • GameManiac - April 28, 2010 2:24 a.m.

    Lv.100 legendaries beaten by Lv.100 Bidoof... At least it wasn't a Lv.100 Magikarp. I wonder off of which website I can get me one of those Poke Ball keychains...
  • RogueRED - April 28, 2010 2:03 a.m.

    I wouldd buy the mudkip thing
  • nomnom52 - April 28, 2010 1:35 a.m.

    I think the guy with all the lvl. 100 legendaries cheated. I mean, not only are they lvl. 100, but they're shiny too! anyone else suspect anything suspicious?
  • johngrybos - April 28, 2010 1:28 a.m.

    Those blacked-out eyes look like what happens when serial killers in movies spend their spare time slicing up magazines. Creepy.
  • barrage7667 - April 28, 2010 1:10 a.m.

  • TheEvilSideofEveryone - April 28, 2010 12:55 a.m.

    The ditto hat looks like a penis.

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