World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade

Also known as: WoW:BC

I have a penis too

Witness the most humiliating cases of mistaken identities and flirting up the wrong tree in MMOs

Looking for Level 20 Lesbians

Look, just because we were dancing in our underwear for two hours straight doesn't mean we're perverts... or lesbians (not that we have anything against lesbians) for that matter. It was work.

We were conducting uber important research on how to start a naked dance orgy when we were accosted by a fellow Guild Wars player. We tried ignoring him, we considered answering truthfully, but in the end, we thought it'd be better to give him what he wanted.

Lezluver: r u lez?
[Silence]
Lezluver: r u a lez?
[Silence]
GR: do you mean am I a lesbian?
Lezluver: yah
[Silence]
GR: yes...
Lezluver: thats so cool!!!!

Above: Here you see four female avatars dancing in their underwear. Does that make the players controlling them lesbians?

Was it wrong? Probably, but look how happy we made Lezluver. We assume this player was a young male who finds women that like touching other women to be totally hot, but again, we can only assume.

If letting Lezluver think that his level 20 avatar was standing next to a bonafide real life lesbian brought him four exclamation points of joy, we'll consider this little white lie as our random act of kindness for the year.

 
2 Comments
hazent - 1 month 15 days ago
hahaha funny
rafa_slash - 1 month 13 days ago
hahaha,sucks to be them
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World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade

Genre: Role Playing
Release date: Jan 16, 2007
Published by: Blizzard
Developed by: Blizzard
Franchise: Warcraft
Min system requirements: PIII 1.6GHz or equivalent, 256MB RAM, 3.5GB HD space, 64MB DirectX 9.0c video card
Multiplayer Modes:
Online
1 player MMO
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