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Broom, broom, shake shake the room...

Words: Richie Shoemaker, PC Zone UK
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Apparently, CD Projekt is working on prettying-up the faces. We later heard that had we done as we were supposed to in the above encounter, the hag transforms into a creature rather more approachable. We would then have seen her bounteous pleasures fill the screen and heard our own (and been in receipt of a small health boost). There was also mention of some curious instance where a woman has rotating mammary glands, which would have been a sight to behold in-game or out.

Regardless, The Witcher looks certain to deliver more than it initially promised when the day began. Despite feeling that CD Projekt may be trying a little too hard to ensure their game stands out from what is an increasingly crowded genre, with attention in the right areas, The Witcher should be able to hold its own. It may be the company’s first game, but they’ve translated enough BioWare stuff into Polish to know that storyline, characterization and good humor usually go most of the way to making an RPG memorable. Let’s hope nothing is lost in this particular translation.


 
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The Witcher

Genre: Role Playing
Published by: Atari
Developed by: CD Projekt
Multiplayer Modes:
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