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The scariest villains EVER

13 terrifying bastards you'd never want on your trail

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US

There's been a lot of talk over the past few years about how videogames need to provoke more of an emotional response from gamers, and of how the technology is gradually allowing developers the freedom to evoke those responses. But really, videogames have been expertly tapping into one of our most basic emotions for decades: Fear.

Sometimes, all of that fear is inspired by a single character or creature, and when those characters are realized particularly well, throwing down with them can leave players traumatized - but in a good way. In the following pages, we'll recognize the baddies that scared us the most - and present video evidence to prove that they're just as creepy as we remember.

 
From: Friday the 13th (NES, 1989)

Seeing as this article's going up on Friday, June 13th, it just wouldn't be right to lock Jason out of the running. Yes, his appearance on the NES was stupid. Casting you as one of six doomed counselors at Camp Crystal Lake, it tasked you with roaming around in circles, throwing rocks at hippie zombies and trying to figure out just what you were supposed to do before Jason showed up and killed you and all your friends. It was also so awful that the mere act of playing it should count as a bold-faced insult to the idea of good game design.

But even with his cartoonish look and the silly little dance he does when he's onscreen, there's a reason that Jason's on this list, and it's that, after 19 years, the bastard can still give us a start. One second, you'll be slowly walking through a house, and then you'll turn 90 degrees and… BAM! There he is! Aggh!

The terror usually wears off the second you get a good look at Jason's purple-and-teal outfit, but the fact remains that - for a split-second - that lame, poorly animated sprite made you jump. No, it's not sophisticated, and yes, it's the videogame equivalent of that internet prank with the ghost or whatever that jumps out and screams at you. But hey, were the movies really that much better? Score one for Jason, and try to forget that - should you somehow manage to win the game - your only reward will be a picture of Jason's stupid fat ass passed out drunk:

 


From: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64, GC, Wii , 1998)

ReDeads are pretty much the worst things ever. Most of the time, they're fairly docile creatures that hang around tombs and ruined cities, content to stare into space and moan stupidly. That changes the second you walk within 10 feet of them, at which point they'll emit a paralyzing shriek and slink slowly toward you on their long, shriveled legs. If they can keep you paralyzed long enough to get within striking distance, they'll leap onto your back, wrap their mummy limbs around you and start to bite, strangle or possibly hump you (it's hard to tell with these chunky graphics).

Probably the worst thing about them is their masks, however. Their ugly skull faces would be bad enough, but when you consider that they're staring at you through huge, empty eye-holes in cheap wooden face-coffins, the creep factor ratchets through the roof. How did they get them? Who put them there? And why, for God's sake, is that the only scrap of clothing they wear?

 

Thankfully, the ReDeads are all talk; they're fairly weak and easy to overcome, and you can usually get past them just by keeping your distance or by playing the right song on the ocarina. But even when armed with that knowledge, there's just something about the sounds they make and the way they move that makes us want to run far away and stay the hell out of the dank tombs they like to hang out in.

 
34 Comments
CandiedJester - 2 months 22 days ago
Wow, those Redeads are fricken creepy.
Until they start raping your head.
Then they are just hilarious.
cricket0 - 2 months 12 days ago
Pyramid Head is so AWESOME!!! At least untill I run into him. LOL
skyguy343 - 1 month 21 days ago
i think the windwaker redeads are creepier than the OoT ones, at least the screams are
octagons - 1 month 6 days ago
i wonder if the townsfolk of innsmouth inspired the towns folk from re4 and i also wonder if the shoggoth inspired that thing in the lake also from re4.
ragrappy1 - 1 month 6 days ago
WHOA!!
Some of these are gay...
Some arent. GO BESERKER!!! lol
ragrappy1 - 1 month 6 days ago
WHOA!!
FREAKY
Corsair89 - 1 month 6 days ago
Pyramid Head is by far the best and most amazing creature in gaming. Anyone can kill, but only one is badass enough to "rape" other monsters to death and that is him.
Fr0-Ninja - 1 month 6 days ago
what about the freakin regenerators???!!!
mozaralio - 1 month 6 days ago
Well there is one thing I dont understand how can the pyramid head be one of the scariest video game characters and yet be one of the least scariest as implied in the least scary and the most scary video game characters/moments but other than that holy shit In my proffesional opinion (ya like I have one) Id say scissor hands was the scariest I shit my pants everytime hed jump out of a damn locker and mostly i played by myself in the dark in my basement needless to say I had a few bad nightmares for awhile but it was a good game, anyway kick ass article Mikel keep it up
TheHiphopopotamus - 1 month 5 days ago
Adam McIntyre...you scary scary bastard....
Manny-Faces - 1 month 5 days ago
that clown from dead rising has a great laugh and his gravity deying jumps and roles for a fat guy almost made me piss my pants
noobmasteroftehworld - 1 month 5 days ago
i think that the regenerators from RE4 are the scariest monsters ive ever seen. i literally shit my pants when u turn the corner in the laboratory and hes standing right there
FierceDeity - 1 month 4 days ago
*shudder* redeads
FierceDeity - 1 month 4 days ago
and also that freaky postwoman from viva pinata = pyramid head
marty20000 - 1 month 4 days ago
Haha i think GLaDoS was created from shodan they probably thought of that game and made glados :P
katwood92 - 1 month 4 days ago
I've only ran Dr. Salvador once (I'm not very far. I rented it, but I bought it Sunday. Score). It was frightening, a lot of that was due to the fact that I didn't know about him and I expected him, naturally, to die after a shotgun blast to the face.
NelosAngelos - 1 month 4 days ago
Some of gaming's greatest characters are on this list. Just shows to go ya, people like being scared and people like the bad guys. Pyramid Head is probably the worst, what kinda boss instead of dying just gets bored and walks away after you unload on his ass. A true bad ass like Pyramid Head.
Black_X_1111 - 1 month 4 days ago
@ mozaralio way up there:

The reasone Pyramid man is in both articles is because the authors are different5. One thinks he's scary, and one doesn't
maedene - 1 month 4 days ago
Is it just me, or does Adam Macintyre's voice sound like mickey mouse's? An insane, demented mickey mouse
Jason.Darksavior - 1 month 4 days ago
The Dead Rising video is heaps good.
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