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The 5 worst Final Fantasy couples

Lonely after Valentine's Day? At least you've got it better than these romantic trainwrecks

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US

3. A Mithra and… well, anything, really
Final Fantasy XI | 2003 | PC, PS2, 360

Being an all-female race, Final Fantasy XI's Mithra catgirls technically have limitless opportunities for romance; there's no shame in dating outside your species if girls are your only option, right?

 

On the other hand, all Mithra are played by fat men with glandular problems*, so each potential pairing is weird in its own special way.

* The editors of GamesRadar would like to apologize to any Mithra players who are sensitive about their weight, glandular problems and/or manliness.


 
2 Comments
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Maaaac  - 8 months 7 days ago 
You suck dicktard...you didn't even play to the end of disc 2 in ffix because that's not garnets real mother (can't remember her name). She was raised in madain sari, NOT alexandria, and besides i think they're one of the best couples in the ff series, so stfu.
neon6  - 2 months 22 days ago 
FANBOY ALERT!
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