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Spore

Also known as: Spore Creatures (DS)

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Spore’s rudest creatures

See the giant genitalia and naughty nymphs that made it past EA’s army of censors

Words: Tyler Nagata, GamesRadar US

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Got any Sporn of your own? We’ll give your creatures sanctuary at GamesRadar. Drop us a line at Sporn@GamesRadar.com with screenshots of your rude creatures and we’ll give them a permanent place to live.

Jul 10, 2008

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ClusterShart - 1 year 2 months ago

where is the Tdar Spore creatures?

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marcusfenix22 - 1 year 2 months ago

all these creatures cracked me up

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asdfer - 1 year 2 months ago

suckselfsaurus is so lucky. i wish i could do that.

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Bman10120 - 1 year 2 months ago

Funniest. thing. ever. thanks for posting this it made my day

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Thequestion 121 - 1 year 2 months ago

That was hilarious!!! I loved that later version of Horny with the extra legs to support his junk!

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twigiferd - 1 year 2 months ago

omfg. that was halarious.

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HyugaGT3 - 1 year 2 months ago

lol this is so funny yall should add zelda sporn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KING_RUBE - 1 year 2 months ago

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

silly me.... when i bought the game i just played it, didn't even think about making fictional genitalia, im actually gonna try make some kinda sexy mermaid or maybe even some hermaphrodites when i get home yaaaayyyyy thanks for the inspiration.

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO

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Nessrox - 1 year 1 month ago

this is kinda sick

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austinite04 - 1 year 1 month ago

I got banned for a month for making a walking poop and I will gladly ban these a-holes when I get re-instated to the spore community. EA is lame for banning me on the 7th of September the day spore came out state side. EA needs to lighten up on the names of creature this SPORN is way more of a problem than some poop creature. He didn't even have a penis on him and I still got banned, EA is GAY. No offense to other gays, I just can't describe EA's TOS team any better. A walking poop isn't offensive it's FUNNY that was even in my description of the walking poop, He was meant as a JOKE, get a freaking life EA and ban the real problem. I even see usernames like "Penisaour" or some other retarded name sex related why not ban them????? EA you are a big hippacrite you ban creatures for foul sounding name but don't ban users for having sexual names?? What are they thinking??? I like Spore alot, I just wish I could login to the freaking game!!! I can play it but offline. It does suck offline. The Maxis creatures are aggressive little s*****!!! I can't even go 2 ft. near them without them going berserk.

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burningmunkey - 1 year 1 month ago

I think you guys should get out more! Seriously! I can see it now; sitting in front of your comp, giggling to yourself as you appease the childishness in you!

Reminds me of little children when you say the P-word.

GET A LIFE!

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