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Resident Evil 5? More like Recycled Evil 5

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK


Above: LolZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

May 21, 2009


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allthegoodnameswheretaken  - 6 months 9 days ago 
great article more please and first!!! yaaaay=)
Bambell  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Kinda average, didnt' think it was good. Cheers of War though got a smile!
oryandymackie  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Maybe you should have just made new names, instead of trying to vary the names?
Forrest22x  - 6 months 9 days ago 
There was something like this in one of the TDars.
manaconda  - 6 months 9 days ago 
thats a moist poo. very shiny. full marks for the poo.
Grenade  - 6 months 9 days ago 
LocoRoco? Racist? Leave the internet forever.
MechGyver  - 6 months 9 days ago 
I !?guess the names sounded better in british than in english ?!lol
But serously, kinda weak article. !keep tring!
Frexerik  - 6 months 9 days ago 
i admit, i laughed at the last one...
Clownsarescary  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Nice idea...but the names were a bit weak (No Big Profit?) and for the thousands of games out there, only two pages?

I haven't seen an article that can match the majesty of Chris Antista's 'soundtracks that ripped off songs' for a while.

Plus marks for the Came and Lynched, though. Gerstmann, come back to us.
zymn  - 6 months 9 days ago 
oh my. i just saw my first internet shit. except for that one time. in that one porno. oh god...
cronoman66  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Whatever the context MK Vs DC always makes me laugh, also kudos of the multitude of puns
cronoman66  - 6 months 9 days ago 
on*
crappy spelling ftw!
DarthSackboy  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Not very good I'm afraid.
nampmip  - 6 months 9 days ago 
WIISHIT thats funny
Starplatinum  - 6 months 9 days ago 
LOL I wasn't prepared for the goofy faces on Cheers of War...But I definately wasn't prepared for Wii Shit!! Bwahahaha!!
LolZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 indeed!
JeffK  - 6 months 9 days ago 
Not to dogpile, and it's a mark of how consistently I enjoy the articles here that this is the first one I'm doing this for, but: Bleh. Puns are bad enough, these are bad (and in some cases, inexplicable) ones. No Big Profit? That's supposed to be funny? And there's an agreement that we as a society have come to: If you're going to make people look at pictures of feces to serve a joke, that joke has to be funny. Doing so in service of a joke that a third grader would think is dumb and the folks at Laffy Taffy would reject as "too juvenile" violates the social contract.
yankeesfan3  - 6 months 9 days ago 
haha great article. loved the mortal kombat and wii fit
Asamiya  - 6 months 9 days ago 
HAHA, Ryu on the Mortal Kombat side!
NipplesTheSuperHippo  - 6 months 9 days ago 
I saw the Wii one coming only because I was think that before I even came to the article. I have to say, Cheers of Gore was pretty creative. I was a fan.
Great stuff!!!
Spybreak8  - 6 months 8 days ago 
No no no, you need more semi colons in your titles and very long ass names. Seriously I still don't understand why the industry is doing that.
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