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I have a penis too

Witness the most humiliating cases of mistaken identities and flirting up the wrong tree in MMOs

Words: Tyler Nagata, GamesRadar US
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Sometimes cases of mistaken identity don't end in awkward silences or four exclamation points of joy. Sometimes things get ugly and wind up with us gaining all the aggro the flirter has to offer. We'll call this user "TehHomophobe" since homosexuals we know don't often label other men as "a gay."

TehHomophobe: hi :)
GR: hi :)
TehHomophobe: a/s/l?
GR: whats that?
TehHomophobe: age sex location
GR: haha what else do u want? my measurements? my phone number?
TehHomophobe: just wonderin ;)
[Silence]
TehHomophobe: ur cute <3
GR: umm… thnx. but im a guy
[Silence]
TehHomophobe: o so what... r u a gay?
GR: no. unless do u mean am I really really happy?
TehHomophobe: STFU f*cking faggot
GR: hey hey im not the one trying to pick up a dude in a game… chill.
TehHomophobe: STFU
TehHomophobe: STFU
TehHomophobe: STFU
GR: jeez! stop spamming me!
TehHomophobe: STFU
TehHomophobe: STFU
TehHomophobe: STFU
TehHomophobe: STFU
GR: i thought u said i was cute :)
TehHomophobe: STFU
TehHomophobe: STFU
GR: /ignore tehhomophobe
TehHomophobe has been ignored

Got any funny stories of your own? We'd love to hear them. Hit up the Forum tab above and share your own instances of mistaken identity.


 
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hazent  - 1 year 3 months ago 
hahaha funny
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rafa_slash  - 1 year 3 months ago 
hahaha,sucks to be them
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Sherlock  - 1 year 20 days ago 
lol, idiots.
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