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Gaming's greatest blood sports

Proof that the most dangerous game is also the most fun to murderize

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

Blood Bowl (1995)

Blood Bowl is a DOS adaption of the figurine board game of the same name. Again, it’s a more violent version of American football, except this time with fantasy characters and dismemberment.


Above: Since when is having more limbs than usual a “skill?”

A modern version is in currently in development by Cyanide Studios (based on the board game, not the original videogame).


Above: The latest adaption is to be released this year

Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball (1991)

It would be pointless to write a synopsis of this game when it is so well encapsulated by this product description, which seems to appear everywhere the game is referenced:

"When Bill Laimbeer played in the NBA, he wasn't exactly known for his sportsmanlike conduct. Now he's brought his rough-and-tumble style of basketball action to the SNES with BILL LAIMBEER'S COMBAT BASKETBALL. It's the year 2030, and Laimbeer is the commissioner of the pro basketball league. Seeing as he's in charge, he fires all the refs and throws the rulebook out the window - basketball the way he likes it. Now the players wear armor as weapons and mines are thrown from the stands, adding a whole new element to the game of hoops. You can create your own league of combat basketball by buying and selling players with up to seven other people in the league. Forget everything you know about the modern game of basketball, and get ready for a futuristic look at the game with BILL LAIMBEER'S COMBAT BASKETBALL."

 

For fun, here’s what Wikipedia has to say:

“The game predicts a  science-fiction version of the year 2030 in which there are only robot basketball players (excluding Bill Laimbeer).”

Robots… possibly, or maybe people in metallic armor. It can be hard to tell the difference. Actually no, they’re humans. Check out the super fast-paced gameplay:

Barbarian (Death Sword) (1987)

Another controversial game, Barbarian (Death Sword in the US) was scolded for depicting violence (including decapitations - no!) and women in bikinis (even worse than decapitations!). Mostly it was about barbarians fighting each other, and free posters.


Above: Free poster!

Pit-Fighter (1990)

Pit-Fighter was looking stupid years before Mortal Kombat was using digitized characters. In spite of its lack-luster console ports, the original arcade version stands tall as one of those games people remember liking. Just look at these spastic crowds and super-generic fighters!

While pretty much any fighting game could be categorized as a “blood sport,” if we included all of them we might as well have written “A bunch of fighting games” and left it at that. Pit-Fighter gets inclusion because the office insisted, so go play it.


 
40 Comments
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LordRevan111  - 8 months 22 days ago 
First and good article. . . interesting to see how designers minds work
EYE8URBRAINS  - 8 months 22 days ago 
lol first

great article :)
EYE8URBRAINS  - 8 months 22 days ago 
dammit beat me too it lol
GamesRadarBrettElston  - 8 months 22 days ago 
ZOMG I forgot about Mega Race. I played that to death. Oh, PC gaming in the 90s...
superspaz  - 8 months 22 days ago 
I love Manhunt, and can't wait for Madworld. Violence ftw!
GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly  - 8 months 22 days ago 
What I want to know is when will they finally make a Gymkata game for chrissakes??
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 8 months 22 days ago 
They call it... THE GAME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mkl9rtttog
CH3BURASHKA  - 8 months 22 days ago 
@TylerWilde: Your picture makes you look like a damn infant.

reCaptcha: 6-3 Kitching
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 8 months 22 days ago 
@CH3BURASHKA: Your picture makes you look like a small, curious bear with large ears.
bioshocker  - 8 months 22 days ago 
awwww I loved Death Rally Duke Nukem' ftw
Pocotron  - 8 months 22 days ago 
@Everyone

Your pictures make you look like you all have a lot of free time looking for pictures that are obvious flame-bait
vekrote  - 8 months 22 days ago 
is it just me, or does carmageddon look a little like an old grand theft auto game?

Re CAPTCHA: major quaker
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 8 months 22 days ago 
It does vekrote - some say that modern GTA was influenced by it, and it probably was.
iluvmyDS  - 8 months 22 days ago 
All I know is I was watching that Manhunt 2 video with Reverend Horton Heat playing on my itunes. It went together perfectly.
GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 8 months 22 days ago 
@iluvmyDS: It makes my day that you also listen to Reverend Horton Heat. I went and saw them about a year ago - incredible show.
Cyberninja  - 8 months 22 days ago 
@pocotron i dont have a picture
superspaz  - 8 months 22 days ago 
@cyberninja: lol, ninja.
TrevorISme  - 8 months 22 days ago 
Jesus i see why manhunt 2 had to be censored but it was censored a bit much, but i guess rockstar wants to make SOME money from it, not have it banned in every country
GamesRadarCharlieBarratt  - 8 months 22 days ago 
I couldn't understand why both Brett and I had played an obscure game like Mega Race. Wikipedia had the answer - it was included free with all Packard Bell computers for awhile.

Oh, PC gaming in the 90s on a crappy family budget computer...
superspaz  - 8 months 22 days ago 
I agree Trevorlsme. I personally don't think Manhunt 2 was that violent. Its topical violence. That much violence would be bad in a puzzle game, but the plot of the game involves killing, you should expect violence.
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