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Artificial Stupidity

The worst (and funniest) enemy 'intelligence' in gaming exposed

Words: Justin Towell, GamesRadar UK

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Stop the attack!
Sometimes it's easy to win a fight. Even when the odds are stacked against you. Just exploit an AI glitch! Voila - job done.

Here, Link knows he's so safe, he can just hang around...

And how about Robot Arena 2 where sometimes you don't actually have to fight at all?

When Oblivion was being prepared for release the press releases said: "This groundbreaking AI system gives Oblivion's characters full 24/7 schedules and the ability to make their own choices based on the world around them" That's why this lady is raking... the carpet.

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Liamrules42 - 7 months 13 days ago

wow, AI can be reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaally dumb

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musashi1596 - 7 months 13 days ago

In their defence, I have played against far stupider human opponents.

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wasabi31 - 7 months 13 days ago

lmao, all of the oblivion stuff was hilariousss!!

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planet5421 - 7 months 13 days ago

lol i loved the elder scrolls vid!

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gorillaman23 - 7 months 13 days ago

theres this one level in the video game for the movie "the incredibles" and you're playing as violet, the girl that can go invisible, so there are these two guards talking. heres what you do: you go invisible, sneak up behind one unnoticed, then let go of the invisibility button for a split second then go invisible again and run away. the guard will see you behind the other guard and shoot his buddy! you might want to have the unlimited invisibility cheat on, though.

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ChocoMongoose - 7 months 13 days ago

Oblivion intelligence is the best it almost purposely breaks itself for your amusement those were bad dogs and a weedy carpet

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Sebastian16 - 7 months 13 days ago

Heheh.

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TripleAD - 7 months 13 days ago

I lol'd at Robot Arena, SSBM and Mgs

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Bossco - 7 months 13 days ago

Haha, that woman raking the carpet in Oblivion is mental. Thats what it must be like in an old peoples home.

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linkganon - 7 months 11 days ago

hahaha, most of the metal gear solid ones were actually done using the stealth camouflage, with that camouflage on, they will never see you unless you are on the alert or an enemy bumps into you causing it to turn off. this makes me remember the time i wiped out an entire unit using only fly anargic mushroom in groznyj grad, after you get your stuff back. they are in the same area, they see that guy die from a poisoned mushroom and yet when i throw another one, they still eat it.

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linkganon - 7 months 11 days ago

oh that reminds me, on the donkey kong level on melee, face ness. be sure he's player 2 and he will do a double jump right into the water for a win in 3 seconds.

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AA95mp - 7 months 11 days ago

they love dogs alright.

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Gamedude-9 - 7 months 10 days ago

The oblivion thing was awsome so hat is what oldpeople do when they are bored lol.

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renegade1 - 7 months 10 days ago

lmfao aww man i loved the one where the guy was tea bagging him!!!!!

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IAmTheWii - 7 months 9 days ago

It's an LOZ pinata party!

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ranzatsu - 7 months 9 days ago

Reminds me of the time when I saw a guy run up and down the stairs in Assassin's Creed.

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slamansnikovski - 7 months 8 days ago

these were hilarious, although in the crysis diing in the water i think he was attacked by a shark, i'm serious, sharks attack if you stay in the water.

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someonetgsn - 7 months 6 days ago

xD MGS stupidity at its finest! =)great article, even I havent seen AI this stupid. (except in MGS)

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hardcore_gamer1990 - 6 months 27 days ago

Stupid AI in Assassin's Creed?

What about those beggar women?
I'M BLATENTLY AN ASSASSIN! LEAVE ME ALONE! GO PESTER ONE OF THOSE GUARDS, IT'LL HELP ME SNEAK PAST!

lol :D

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