Everyone knows Street Fighter II is the most influential fighting game on the planet. Released in 1991, the unparalleled mix of unique special moves and its colorful cast of World Warriors led to deep strategies and hard-fought bragging rights. Also: tons upon tons of copycats. Developers were wising up and knew creatively differentiating their game from the other pap was key to getting their lame-ass knockoffs into kid’s hands. ...
Your parents and politicians are right. Gaming is a filthy pastime. Sex! Perversion! Nudity! The stuff is pretty much everywhere... even in the places they - and you - never thought to check. What do we mean? Well, developers have been sneaking smut into their games long before, and after, the infamous Hot Coffee scandal. No genre, from racing to side scroller, is safe. No generation, from 8-bit Nintendo to today, is innocent. ...
Is sexualising cartoon animals a bit weird? Yes, it is. Would somebody be wrong in the underpants for finding such anthropomorphic abominations arousing? Definitely. Do you want to see eight hot lady animal temptresses of gaming? Of course you do. You filthy little furverts.Foxy Roxy | Brutal: Paws of Fury Anyone kinky for fur would've enjoyed playing as the slinky Foxy Roxy in Paws of Fury back in '94. The game was tame in ...
We'd rather be stabbed in our necks with rusty ice picks than try to hold any sort of conversation with one of these imbeciles. Emergency tracheotomies would both be less painful, and more likely to get us shots of morphine - a far more desirable experience.We're referring to rare, but very real individuals who by some astonishing means perfectly embody corny, old gamer stereotypes that definitely shouldn't describe any actual person ever. The ...
Today’s DVD and Blu-ray release of the Oscar-winning No Country for Old Men - an exceptional flick with bloody gunfights - introduces one of the more bizarre killing apparatuses in years. Deranged assassi-baddie Anton Chigurh, complete with He-Man moptop and vacant glare, conducts business (i.e. kills people) with an air-powered cattle gun - that uses compressed air to blow a bolt through his victim’s skulls. Not only extremely ...
When a new copy of Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition was held up at one of our regular staff meetings, we immediately dove in to discover who holds the record for the most "Wii" puns in one sentence. Wii didn't find it, but we did open up a fine catalogue game industry 'firsts' and 'mosts,' and a list of ridiculously high scores.Trivia is great, but we feel there might be a few more inventive records missing from the tome, and unlike a ...