Since the first photo of Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds emerged online, we've been compelled to go back and read the leaked treatment from earlier in the year.
Strangely we can no longer find the script, but instead we found some doodles we were compelled to make when we first read it. So we thought we'd share some of them. What follows is our interpretation of a scene between Nazi Col Hans Landa and farmer Perrier LaPadite in 1941 occupied France.
Deep in northern France, some Nazis arrive at Perrier LaPadites house...
... where SS man Col Hans Landa chinwags with the sodbuster.
The Nazi believes there are Jews hiding under the floorboards...
... and orders his men to shoot them out.
But one girl Shosanna escapes, kickstarting a cacophonous chain of events.
Thank shit this is finally being made.