Oh my. Kirby has something that looks a bit like an epic penis

It's comforting to know that there are other people out there that take a proactive interest in finding things in games that look a bit like penises. A gamer with a keen eye for phallus doppelgangers sent the below picture to Kotaku over the weekend:

Apparently its from an email sent out by Nintendo. A quick glance at the picture and you'd be forgiven for thinking that little Kirby is endowed with an intimidating mega-schlong. Just imagine the size of his balls of wool.

Anyway. That's it. Just thought it was my duty to bring it to the attention of anyone that hadn't seen it yet. Plus, having Kirby's penis and Pac-Man's asshole on the site on the same day seemed too good an opportunity to miss

September 27, 2010



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  • Hydrohs - September 27, 2010 2:15 p.m.

    That was actually the first thing I noticed when I got that email.
  • ValentineUC - September 27, 2010 2:16 p.m.

    Sex sells.
  • Hotdiddykong - September 27, 2010 2:16 p.m.

    Lol nice one
  • Modroneman - September 27, 2010 2:24 p.m.

  • MrGazpacho - September 27, 2010 2:25 p.m.

    Now we clearly see why Kirby has an epic yearn.
  • RabidCabbage - September 27, 2010 2:27 p.m.

    I didn't know "yarn" was a euphemism. Thanks, GamesRadar!
  • RadimirWackytov - September 27, 2010 2:29 p.m.

    Yes, Nintendo press release. What happened indeed.
  • Robx - September 27, 2010 2:44 p.m.

    Look at the face of the fella, he seems confident!...considering that his wee is 340 pixels long. I'm just saying!
  • KidKatana - September 27, 2010 3:10 p.m.

    @ Robx Dunno if he should be so cocky (ha!), he's got a serious displacement problem down there if that button's supposed to be one of his balls.
  • runner - September 27, 2010 3:13 p.m.

    "...Just imagine the size of his balls of wool."? What balls? He,himself, IS the ball.
  • Vulneratus - September 27, 2010 3:13 p.m.

    He might wanna get that glowing tip looked at... by Doctor Mario maybe? Kirby blows... LOL Hope it's not on the 3DS... you could have someones eye out with that
  • IIIIIACEIIIII - September 27, 2010 3:17 p.m.

    Kirbys Epic Penor has made my day. Thank you for bringing this to my attention GR.
  • db1331 - September 27, 2010 3:19 p.m.

    WTF Matt. You already ruined Dragon Quest for me by making me see penis swords whenever I fight those little dudes. IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO STOP DOING THIS.
  • Robx - September 27, 2010 3:33 p.m.

    @KidKatana ZING! @runner I also thought about Kirby being THE ball. But then it'd mean Kirby's just a wandering-mono-testicle-dick...or is it?
  • wind869 - September 27, 2010 5:11 p.m.

    funny i always thought that he swallows
  • D0CCON - September 27, 2010 5:49 p.m.

    My favorite part is the question it asks, What happened to Kirby? Hormones, that's what happened to Kirby.
  • FelNaRj - September 27, 2010 6:59 p.m.

    Mandigo, nacho vidal , blackzilla , rocco , etc all are undersized losers compared to KIRBY´S EPIC ... "yarn" xD
  • babyhenchy1 - September 27, 2010 6:59 p.m.

    Wow, that really is an epic yarn.
  • Unoriginal - September 27, 2010 7:17 p.m.

    He isn't the one doing the sucking anymore
  • Gorillaman23 - September 27, 2010 8:39 p.m.

    Kirby is a sex god. I though everyone knew that already. I sure as hell did.

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