Nintendo fangasm

11) Big Tetris
Aim to "enrich the children's chromatic landscape," do they? Just stop talking, get that kid out of here, and let us loose on these things so we can live our fantasies of being inside a big, soft, cuddly game of Tetris. Yes, these may very well be fantasies that are unique to us. It's rude to judge.

12) Mario flute beatbox
Yep, it might sound like we've just picked three random words from the dictionary: but this guy really does "flute up" (made-up term) the Super Mario Bros theme, and throws down beatbox sounds.

13) DS Lite stickers
Korean isn't one of the languages that "Google Translate" does particularly well. And we know Korean about as well as we can do complicated math. So the only question we can answer about these DS Lite skins is: are they Korean? And the answer is: yes.

14) A Link to MySpace
It's a Zelda version of MySpace. Highlights of this hilaro-site include the "Hyspace" page of Twilight Princess' Zant, whose interests include "seeming really foreboding and awesome until I take off my helmet and throw a tantrum." But the best thing's unintentional: the profile pic of The Moon from Majora's Mask is taken in exactly the same way as ugly emo teens on real MySpace.

15) Real PokéWatches
Available only in Japan, this double set of timepieces is rather neatly modeled on the LED Pokéwatch thingamabobs that feature in Pokémon Diamond/Pearl. "Gotta time 'em all!" is the best joke the internet could come up with, believe it or not. We can do much, much better. Er. "Gotta watch 'em all"?

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