Netflix ushers gore, nudity, and killer feces onto the Wii

Aside from a few mature titles that were quietly swept under the rug, the Wii has held a pretty squeaky clean image as a purveyor of generally wholesome, family oriented fun. How ironic that the launch of Netflix on Nintendo’s console this week changes all that. Now it’s possible to corrupt that shiny pristine console sitting in your living room with some of the most ridiculously sick-tastic movie garbage imaginable. We decided to celebrate the debut of the popular streaming video service for the Wii by tracking down five of the gnarliest B-movie splatter horror flicks available for Instant Watch. Grab your Wii Remote, a bowl of popcorn, and enjoy!

Monsturd

When an escaped serial killer gets cornered by the cops, he falls into a sewage tunnel that also happens to be a toxic waste dumping ground. He then mutates into a giant turd monster that crawls up from toilets to eviscerate his victims, obviously.

Warning: some things cannot be unseen, even on the Wii.

Thankskilling

We know a film is going to be camptastically awesome when the first five seconds kick off with a topless pilgrim maiden running through the woods getting hacked apart by a turkey that takes a moment to comment on her large bosoms before axing her to pieces. This ridiculous horror flick is wrong on so many levels… yet so right.

Rabid Grannies

A satanic nephew springs one hell of a birthday surprise on a pair of old biddies trying to celebrate their 92nd birthday. His demonic gift turns these grannies into flesh-eating monstrosities. A flurry of gratuitous blood spray and shredded internal organs later, and these carnivorous seniors citizens thirst for human guts. Don’t fire this one up if ol’ grandma is coming over for some Wii Golf.

Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat

If you get a kick out of watching hippies rip out their own entrails, a human arm being run through a meat grinder, people getting skinned alive, and eyeballs being stabbed with long needles, then Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat’s over-the-top orgy of gore and dismemberment should stain your Wii’s inner circuitry a pleasant shade of bright red.

Carnage for the Destroyer

Halloween shenanigans at Bonejack Heights awaken a dark god called The Destroyer who goes on a gut spilling rampage through the dorky teen populace in town. Highlights of this hilarious and disturbing film abomination include a jackhammer to the head eruption and a guy being decapitated by his own intestines.

Apr 14, 2010