Michael Bay talks Transformers 3

Michael Bay has announced that the's officially started work on Transformers 3.

The hyperbolic filmmaker broke the news on his official site, claiming they have a "great story" and relating the details of what he's already been up to on the movie.

"Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I'm flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters."

And he even managed to cram in not only a reference to the project that was supposed to shoot before TF3 ("Pain And Gain is right after shooting Trans 3"), but another sly comedy shot at a certain starlet.

"Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture.

"Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep.

"As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you."

Well, at least he's mildly chucklesome about it.

Everyone who loved TF: ROTFL prepare to get very excited. Everyone else? Let those tears flow…

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So then… Thrilled? Horrified? Glad? Disgusted? Let your joy/venom flow below!



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