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May Dead or Alive Paradise boner a moment of your time?

Dead or Alive Paradise continues its valiant quest for erections this week by showcasing what the series does best: Volleyball!


Above: Dental School isn't going to pay for itself

Have you met Christie? Armed with only the body of a 24-year-old aerobics instructor and your grandmother’s haircut, Christie is here to… uhh… she’s going to… okay, does anybody know what Dead or Alive Paradise is about?


Above: If you'd like to know more about Dead or Alive Paradise, there is no reason to watch this video

Seriously, if you have any details on what exactly Dead or Alive Paradise has in store for PSP gamers on March 30th, could you please let us know in the comments below. We wish we could provide more insight, but apparently all the blood has been drained from our brains. For more free porn, click here.

Mar 12, 2010

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9 comments

  • Cwf2008 - March 15, 2010 3:17 a.m.

    Its about um...um...*brain explodes* reCAPTCHA: This partakes...in what?! WHAT?!
  • ChairmanMeow - March 14, 2010 4:01 p.m.

    OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I get its a masterbation pun...
  • TrIp13G - March 14, 2010 5:46 a.m.

    @michaelmcc827: It's (mostly) a joke article. Chris Antista wrote it. He knows how to make things funny. I chuckled. Seriously, did you even read anything in the article?
  • RebornKusabi - March 14, 2010 12:14 a.m.

    I loved the first Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball game... because I was 15 or 16 when it came out and I still didn't have access to the internet at the time (My mother was and still is DANGEROUSLY tech-savvy about what was on the internet, so she searched the internet and blocked any site that had porn on it lol) so it was all I had at the time. Played the sequel for about an hour because I HAD the internet (that I pay for now) by then so I probably will not be picking this up... because porn and hentai are just ONE CLICK away ; )
  • Cyberninja - March 13, 2010 8:55 p.m.

    its a bunch of minigames
  • zurc136 - March 13, 2010 3:20 a.m.

    The guy in the commercial is choking his chicken. In other words, the girls from DOAP will be masturbatingly hot.
  • michaelmcc827 - March 13, 2010 1:54 a.m.

    /sarcasm if I didn't get that across.
  • michaelmcc827 - March 13, 2010 1:52 a.m.

    yay, more tits'n ass articles...
  • flabslapper - March 13, 2010 12:51 a.m.

    ok look, I'll admit I did that to Liefong in the suspender bathing suit in the first DOA:Volleyball, but this is just plain ridiculous, and the second DOA:V was terrible

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