Mature games remade for the Wii family

Head Boy

Hot on the heels of Grand Fit Auto, Rockstar’s Head Boy gives gamers a chance to control a prefect at a prestigious school for the gifted. You’ll get the chance to brown nose and straighten up and fly right like never before, as you complete Brain Training-style questions to achieve straight A’s, befriend teachers and geeks, and participate in community work.

The Wii family seal of approval

Soul 'Cover Up' Calibur

Gaming’s number one boob-jiggling beat ‘em up makes its debut on the Wii, minus all those offensive, uncovered lady bumps. Now the whole family can get involved, as Namco has covered all female protagonists in layers of winter woolly clothing. Don’t want little Timmy controlling the game’s nunchucks, katanas or lightsabers? No need to fret, because every fighter now comes equipped with blow up sticks. So why not invite Gran and Grandpa round for some asexual, wholesome fighting fun?

The Wii family seal of approval

Nov 12, 2009

Long lost movie games
Classic films totally ready for EPIC game adaptations

How classic old games would be marketed today
Games from a gentler age given psychotic modern day treatment

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  • mEgAzD - November 12, 2009 12:10 p.m.

    Last family seal of approval: genius
  • D4rk2triker - November 12, 2009 12:39 p.m.

    The horror, the horror. PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP.
  • rxb - November 12, 2009 12:53 p.m.

    Funny article. That is all.
  • Hurricrane - November 12, 2009 1:21 p.m.

    ROFL, "Dancing really helps me forget my senility" best line I've heard in a while
  • idlemindkiller - November 12, 2009 2:32 p.m.

    Good stuff. None for me thanks!!!!
  • CARLINNIT - November 12, 2009 2:37 p.m.

    fan. tastic.
  • bamb0o-stick - November 12, 2009 4:12 p.m.

    Who needs sex when you can sing some hymns?
  • Xplosive59 - November 12, 2009 4:15 p.m.

    so this is what gaming has fallen to... shame
  • dahsif - November 12, 2009 5:33 p.m.

  • QWERTYCommander - November 12, 2009 5:43 p.m.

    The scary thing is that some of this might happen.
  • Forrest22x - November 12, 2009 6:03 p.m.

    i thought it was gonna be Party!!! at the end of each title. ZING!
  • Conman93 - November 12, 2009 6:56 p.m.

    Lol at the soul caliber one. Awsome article one of my favourites
  • CatrParrot - November 12, 2009 7:13 p.m.

    Dumbing-down otherwise mature games and putting them on the Wii for more profit? This could become a standard. @QWERTYCommander: I totally agree with you.
  • noblehouse - November 12, 2009 8:55 p.m.

    The problem I find these days is people think you have to have one OR another console. Why can't you have more? They all have their good and bad points. I like DS, Wii, PC, Xbox and Playstation, looking to get a PSP soon too. Instead of being single-minded and prejudice try a little of the best of each. Works for me.
  • Corsair89 - November 12, 2009 9:01 p.m.

    Ivy wearing a sweater XD
  • Cyberninja - November 12, 2009 9:02 p.m.

    it would be great if they made a great joke article about playstation or xbox
  • IronicBob - November 12, 2009 9:14 p.m.

    How about Imagine Theoretical Physicist with Gordon Freeman?
  • Turbobison - November 12, 2009 10:48 p.m.

    This made my day.
  • Metroidhunter32 - November 12, 2009 10:51 p.m.

    Funny article. Exagerates how kiddy the wii is enormously and would be terrifying if it actually happened but every bit as clever as I've come to expect from you guys.
  • vigeoman - November 13, 2009 12:59 a.m.

    hahahaha my new favorite article

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