Mature games remade for the Wii family

Head Boy

Hot on the heels of Grand Fit Auto, Rockstar’s Head Boy gives gamers a chance to control a prefect at a prestigious school for the gifted. You’ll get the chance to brown nose and straighten up and fly right like never before, as you complete Brain Training-style questions to achieve straight A’s, befriend teachers and geeks, and participate in community work.

The Wii family seal of approval

Soul 'Cover Up' Calibur

Gaming’s number one boob-jiggling beat ‘em up makes its debut on the Wii, minus all those offensive, uncovered lady bumps. Now the whole family can get involved, as Namco has covered all female protagonists in layers of winter woolly clothing. Don’t want little Timmy controlling the game’s nunchucks, katanas or lightsabers? No need to fret, because every fighter now comes equipped with blow up sticks. So why not invite Gran and Grandpa round for some asexual, wholesome fighting fun?

The Wii family seal of approval

Nov 12, 2009

Long lost movie games
Classic films totally ready for EPIC game adaptations

How classic old games would be marketed today
Games from a gentler age given psychotic modern day treatment


  • Link555 - November 21, 2009 10:16 p.m.

    hahaha, total exageration though
  • AssBurgersFTW - November 18, 2009 9:18 p.m.

    MY EYES- THERE MELTING! but the article is amazing... another great GR original
  • maddmadAt0m - November 18, 2009 12:47 a.m.

    funny, but i think the hitman-spoof family reaction is in bad taste
  • crumbdunky - November 16, 2009 8:55 p.m.

    When will you guys stop playing to the gallery and can the same old Wi nonsense. There's some great games on the console and more coming. Sure I wouldn't want one as my only console but as part of your gaming line up they can be great. I wouldn't have missed Madworld, Extraction,Z&W, CBoomblox, De Blob,Muramasa, NMH, MetroidPrime3, Punchout!!, Brawl, SMG and a good few others for quite a lot of the fine brewed beverage originating from China-and is there a MORE hardcore game on the horizon than Sin and Punishment 2? Not for me there ain't and only a crazy desperado with nothing to lose would suggest otherwise! Be that desperado I dares ya. Be him! That kind of previously Japan only til appearing years later on VC crazy assed shooty, shooty is the stuff "core" is made of and you should know that by now. Yes, there's a ton of fluff and nobbly bomsence on the Wii-but there is on PS2 as well and we ignored that pretty well so don't be so alarmist you reactionary dogs! Besides, picking on the Wii's soft underbelly of casual gaming grans is rapidly becoming the games media equivalent of gathering new born St Bernard pups into a sack before casually kicking them to a bloody pulp. You can consider yourselves warned. And how. Watch yourself GR, watch yourself. Maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life you'll regret your "lighthearted" jibes at an innocent cconsole and it's unfairly treated new demographic. We were all casual about this thing once you know-even me(VERY hard to believe with my reputation I admit but it's true nonetheless)and yes, even you at GR. None of us were born with controllers in our tiny hands now were we? We didn't all refuse to leave the womb because we were all in the middle of a Doom marathon LAN party with the other unborns on the maternity wing so stop it, K? Lets mum, dad and gran, little bro and baby sis grow their gaming horns in peace just as you were allowed. It's only fair.
  • infected123 - November 16, 2009 8:32 a.m.

    the gta one should have been about not breaking laws and have missions like "drive safely to work" and "do jury juty"
  • Russianred90 - November 16, 2009 2:28 a.m.

    not so brutal legend made me die laughing great article
  • eskabo - November 15, 2009 1:46 p.m.

    Gamesradar should do something like this with Wii games getting a M rating. Imagine party babies Rated M
  • oryandymackie - November 15, 2009 11:46 a.m.

    Is it wrong that I would buy some of these games?
  • SolidSpartan - November 15, 2009 6:53 a.m.

    I would so buy Grand Fit Auto for my mom. Need For Legal Speed Limit sure would help my grandma drive better though.
  • bilstar - November 14, 2009 7:43 p.m.

    What if these "casual/hardcore" markets eventually, heavily crossover? Rockstar may be doing GFA as we speak... Really though. If I was in the market for a fitness thing, GFA would get me every time. Fitness with dark humour, dodgy geezers, helicopters, guns AND prostitute murdering? Beats the Hula-hoop.
  • DLSemen - November 13, 2009 5:19 p.m.

    why is everyone in those pictures where so much striped clothing? jesus, they look like Where's Waldo.
  • realybored666 - November 13, 2009 4:57 p.m.

    lmao at the last picture
  • Styrophoamicus - November 13, 2009 4:26 p.m.

    The saddest part is that some Nintendo employee is going to read this and be like 'OMG that's genius!' The most likely candidate: Need For Legal Speed Limit. I've already seen a game called (i kid you not) 'LEGAL Street Racing' (Not for the Wii mind you). What hath Wii wrought?
  • spookysocks - November 13, 2009 3:34 p.m.

    Lol, don't give Nintendo ideas.
  • PrierAdmirer - November 13, 2009 3:34 p.m.

    Funny article. Although the uncanny resemblance to very possible toned-down Wii games is frightening. What if these company actually like the idea? End of world?
  • AyJay - November 13, 2009 10:29 a.m.

    I hate articles like this. You do realise that there already is a Bully game on the Wii?
  • mertor3190 - November 13, 2009 8:22 a.m.

    Hilarious! Where the hell do they get all these Wii players pictures.
  • solidsnake_5552000 - November 13, 2009 4:51 a.m.

    Discover what's in Jessica's jumper... (option blocked)
  • Smeggs - November 13, 2009 3:04 a.m.

    The Ivy joke was almost an offense of galactic proportion, her giant globes are the center of the solar system after all, without her guns the sun and all other planets wouldn't rotate around us.
  • doomdoomdoom - November 13, 2009 1:59 a.m.

    Nintendo is evil They want to make the world cute and cuddly again. World Peace my ass.

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