Mature games remade for the Wii family

47 Bumper Fun Party Games

Seeing the error of its violent game-peddling ways, Hitman developer IO Interactive has seen the Wii-shaped light by releasing 47 Bumper Fun Party Games. Say goodbye to strangling porn barons in sex brothels and hello to shaking your booty on the Wii Balance Board, as you partake in not one, or 14, but 47 murder-free mini-games with everyone’s favourite recently reformed assassin and his extensive wardrobe of disguises.

The Wii family seal of approval

Marc Ecko's Cleaning Up

Marc Ecko is proud to present the definitive version of Getting Up: Contents Under pressure on Nintendo Wii. The new, improved Cleaning Up encapsulates the spirit of graffiti removal and top quality cleaning products that Mr. Ecko feels so passionately about. So get ready to eradicate some pesky freedom of expression by waggling the Wiimote, as you use over four different kinds of bleach and cleaning cloths to cleanse the soul of a rebellious city.

The Wii family seal of approval


  • mEgAzD - November 12, 2009 12:10 p.m.

    Last family seal of approval: genius
  • D4rk2triker - November 12, 2009 12:39 p.m.

    The horror, the horror. PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP.
  • rxb - November 12, 2009 12:53 p.m.

    Funny article. That is all.
  • Hurricrane - November 12, 2009 1:21 p.m.

    ROFL, "Dancing really helps me forget my senility" best line I've heard in a while
  • idlemindkiller - November 12, 2009 2:32 p.m.

    Good stuff. None for me thanks!!!!
  • CARLINNIT - November 12, 2009 2:37 p.m.

    fan. tastic.
  • bamb0o-stick - November 12, 2009 4:12 p.m.

    Who needs sex when you can sing some hymns?
  • Xplosive59 - November 12, 2009 4:15 p.m.

    so this is what gaming has fallen to... shame
  • dahsif - November 12, 2009 5:33 p.m.

  • QWERTYCommander - November 12, 2009 5:43 p.m.

    The scary thing is that some of this might happen.
  • Forrest22x - November 12, 2009 6:03 p.m.

    i thought it was gonna be Party!!! at the end of each title. ZING!
  • Conman93 - November 12, 2009 6:56 p.m.

    Lol at the soul caliber one. Awsome article one of my favourites
  • CatrParrot - November 12, 2009 7:13 p.m.

    Dumbing-down otherwise mature games and putting them on the Wii for more profit? This could become a standard. @QWERTYCommander: I totally agree with you.
  • noblehouse - November 12, 2009 8:55 p.m.

    The problem I find these days is people think you have to have one OR another console. Why can't you have more? They all have their good and bad points. I like DS, Wii, PC, Xbox and Playstation, looking to get a PSP soon too. Instead of being single-minded and prejudice try a little of the best of each. Works for me.
  • Corsair89 - November 12, 2009 9:01 p.m.

    Ivy wearing a sweater XD
  • Cyberninja - November 12, 2009 9:02 p.m.

    it would be great if they made a great joke article about playstation or xbox
  • IronicBob - November 12, 2009 9:14 p.m.

    How about Imagine Theoretical Physicist with Gordon Freeman?
  • Turbobison - November 12, 2009 10:48 p.m.

    This made my day.
  • Metroidhunter32 - November 12, 2009 10:51 p.m.

    Funny article. Exagerates how kiddy the wii is enormously and would be terrifying if it actually happened but every bit as clever as I've come to expect from you guys.
  • vigeoman - November 13, 2009 12:59 a.m.

    hahahaha my new favorite article

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