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Mature games remade for the Wii family


Need for Legal Speed Limit



Following the success of Need for Speed: Shift, EA has decided to maintain its pursuit of driving realism with Need for Legal Speed Limit. Keen to forget past titles such as Underground and Undercover, which revolved around illegal street racing, this exclusive Wii title focuses on honing mundane, Highway Code-conscious driving techniques as you strive to pass your virtual driving test. The publisher is also pleased to announce customers who pre-order the game will receive a free code to download the forthcoming Parallel Parking 101 DLC.



The Wii family seal of approval




Midnight Mass Effect


In the build up to the much anticipated Mass Effect 2, BioWare is happy to reveal a Wii spin-off, based on the original game. Midnight Mass Effect offers a similar experience to the acclaimed sci-fi adventure, minus all that nasty shooting, swearing and scandalous sex. So set your phasers for good old fashioned clean fun, as you control an elite space commander obsessed with going to church, holding confessionals for his crew and reading bible passages to the Geth.



The Wii family seal of approval


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41 comments

  • mEgAzD - November 12, 2009 12:10 p.m.

    Last family seal of approval: genius
  • D4rk2triker - November 12, 2009 12:39 p.m.

    The horror, the horror. PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP.
  • rxb - November 12, 2009 12:53 p.m.

    Funny article. That is all.
  • Hurricrane - November 12, 2009 1:21 p.m.

    ROFL, "Dancing really helps me forget my senility" best line I've heard in a while
  • idlemindkiller - November 12, 2009 2:32 p.m.

    Good stuff. None for me thanks!!!!
  • CARLINNIT - November 12, 2009 2:37 p.m.

    fan. tastic.
  • bamb0o-stick - November 12, 2009 4:12 p.m.

    Who needs sex when you can sing some hymns?
  • Xplosive59 - November 12, 2009 4:15 p.m.

    so this is what gaming has fallen to... shame
  • dahsif - November 12, 2009 5:33 p.m.

    Eww...Jessica.
  • QWERTYCommander - November 12, 2009 5:43 p.m.

    The scary thing is that some of this might happen.
  • Forrest22x - November 12, 2009 6:03 p.m.

    i thought it was gonna be Party!!! at the end of each title. ZING!
  • Conman93 - November 12, 2009 6:56 p.m.

    Lol at the soul caliber one. Awsome article one of my favourites
  • CatrParrot - November 12, 2009 7:13 p.m.

    Dumbing-down otherwise mature games and putting them on the Wii for more profit? This could become a standard. @QWERTYCommander: I totally agree with you.
  • noblehouse - November 12, 2009 8:55 p.m.

    The problem I find these days is people think you have to have one OR another console. Why can't you have more? They all have their good and bad points. I like DS, Wii, PC, Xbox and Playstation, looking to get a PSP soon too. Instead of being single-minded and prejudice try a little of the best of each. Works for me.
  • Corsair89 - November 12, 2009 9:01 p.m.

    Ivy wearing a sweater XD
  • Cyberninja - November 12, 2009 9:02 p.m.

    it would be great if they made a great joke article about playstation or xbox
  • IronicBob - November 12, 2009 9:14 p.m.

    How about Imagine Theoretical Physicist with Gordon Freeman?
  • Turbobison - November 12, 2009 10:48 p.m.

    This made my day.
  • Metroidhunter32 - November 12, 2009 10:51 p.m.

    Funny article. Exagerates how kiddy the wii is enormously and would be terrifying if it actually happened but every bit as clever as I've come to expect from you guys.
  • vigeoman - November 13, 2009 12:59 a.m.

    hahahaha my new favorite article

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