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Man passes on threesome to buy Marvel vs Capcom 3, says man

Look, we know that Marvel vs Capcom 3 is a sequel to a ten-year-old game. We’re well aware that there are certain high expectations and that an awful lot of mouth-frothing fighting game fanboys had, nay, needed to buy it as soon as humanly possible. People, that doesn’t excuse you from the biggest gaming tough-guy lie of them all: a dude who passes on sex - with two women, naturally - in order to grab his copy.


Above: And… it was really cool… and awesome…

Let’s not kid ourselves and think that the above video requires deep analysis. He claims that not one, but two hot women propositioned him for some late night lovage. No, thank you, said our dreadlocked maestro of Marvel, he had plans. And those plans involved getting to GameStop on time.

You may have passed on candle-lit dinners or walks on the beach (or maybe just a day with your mother-in-law) to get some shoryuken practice time, and that’s fine. But let’s not sound like The Todd and say that it was two random ladies that you met earlier that night. Have more respect for your Marvel vs Capcom 3 purchase than that. The game deserves it.

[Source: Destructoid]

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21 comments

  • w3ap0nx - February 26, 2011 1:30 a.m.

    Now change "two hot girls" for "two hobos" and I'll believe his lies!
  • Averagegamer18 - February 25, 2011 3:58 a.m.

    I would have chosen the ladies A) because how often do you get threesomes with two fine chicks and B) *gasp* i am not a fan of the fighting games and won't be playing MvC3
  • Heyexclamationpoint - February 24, 2011 1:09 p.m.

    Looking at him, I bet the girl's names were Righty and Lefty.
  • Mooshon - February 24, 2011 9:46 a.m.

    Well... on the way to my midnight launch I slept with a thai prostitute. Found out quickly she had a cock n balls... but thought sod it, flipped her over and funked it anyway! It happened.
  • Shagnasty - February 24, 2011 2:38 a.m.

    Well according to the internet, this happens all the time and is a completely common occurrence, and a game launch is a once in a lifetime opportunity...
  • Stabby_Joe - February 24, 2011 2:10 a.m.

    The best joke out of this is the most 'thumb'd' line on Youtube: "Guess he won't be getting taken for a ride."
  • nikakd - February 24, 2011 11:43 p.m.

    The girls were trying to trick him and get MvsC3 before him, but he didn't fall for that trick... Honestly (if the story is true), he is an idiot
  • FreedomPhantom - February 24, 2011 12:39 a.m.

    This happens to me every night. I gotta get my gamestop on sometimes! Nah but he seems like he's got his priorities straight.
  • JMAN1156 - February 24, 2011 12:34 a.m.

    Looking at him, they were probably two fat chicks. More likely he is full of shit.
  • blays - February 24, 2011 12:01 a.m.

    Two "extreme hot" bisexual girl who ask for sex?? that's like 1 in a billion chances that you'll ever meet them again. That is, if the whole story is true of course.
  • IceBlueKirby - February 23, 2011 11:31 p.m.

    It makes you wonder, did he assume that, since two random girls propositioned him, presumably on the street, that odds were good it would happen again when he didn't have plans? Did he not think that MvC3 would always be there and that the girls might not? It raises too many questions to make much of a statement, but...it's strange that such an article would even raise questions in the first place, and my head hurts just trying to come up with answers over questions. Still, I suppose Capcom can start a new marketing campaign that MvC3 is better than sex, so there's something.
  • Ravenbom - February 23, 2011 10:27 p.m.

    Come on! Look at that guy! You know those two chicks were butt-fugly if they wanted to get with him. The threesome fantasy only counts if it's with two moderate to good-looking chicks. Otherwise, it's like saying you joined the mile-high club by doing it on a private jet. True mile-high club is on a passenger jet.
  • Sy87 - February 23, 2011 10:20 p.m.

    Well something seems fishy. First off just a random pickup for a three way that just seems weird. And not to be mean but really why him. Maybe they are some weird organ stealing cult or something. I think he made a wise choice.
  • LastPariah - February 23, 2011 10:10 p.m.

    @db1331 I respect you even more as a a person now.
  • kidgorilla - February 23, 2011 9:48 p.m.

    Daigo's gonna find this guy
  • NightCrawler_358 - February 23, 2011 9:42 p.m.

    And what were their names? uh... Morrigan and... C.Viper. Uh huh.
  • db1331 - February 23, 2011 9:38 p.m.

    He knew his mom and sister would still be home when he got back.
  • Razzamoly - February 23, 2011 9:36 p.m.

    not sure what to think about this... Meh, it was his decision. I'm not going to bash.
  • BurntToShreds - February 23, 2011 9:33 p.m.

    That man has his priorities straight.
  • SirCheesedip - February 23, 2011 9:30 p.m.

    Wow, fantastic

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