So I meet this crazy emo chick on my travels, and she's totally not into me. She's real hot, kinda distant, but whatever, I'm way into her, so I go for it--I'm pulling out all the stops: casting sexy spells, whipping up love potions, pimping my tightest armour, and still--nothing. It's like I'm invisible to this girl. So anyways, I'm about to throw down with this gigantic f****** dragon when this chick just up and decides to jump me. She says she'll go all the way TONIGHT so long as I don't mind creating some weird demonic baby thing. Normally, I'd figure, what the hell, but my buddy Varric says that antichrist babies cost DOUBLE the child support! So, yeah, like what am I supposed I do? Also, I already did it. Advice?
First things first, are you and your partner over the (Dragon) Age of consent? *awkward wink towards camera* Also, you should know that caring for any child is a big deal--especially one that turns out to be the embodiment of all worldly evil. On the plus side, your little tyke will enjoy excellent job prospects in the emerging 'nightmare fuel' sector.