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Long lost movie games

The Wii Balance Board and Active Life pad open up a world of licensed opportunity once thought impossible. Furthermore, there’s no reason leaning should be exclusive to aerobisizing and cheerleading alone.

And because apparently there’s no other way to get across that these games are for two or more players with working legs, we included shots of fake families posing in a facsimile of 100% pure FUN!










63 comments

  • zuse315 - November 16, 2009 12:52 a.m.

    LOL they had American History X
  • StoneSpore - October 14, 2009 6:28 a.m.

    dude american history x would be great just be curb stompin people but then theres the prison scenes...
  • LokiRising - July 5, 2009 12:49 a.m.

    Oh, and I actually just read the Deliverance joke...I don't think any other site on the web ('cept maybe Destructoid) could match that in pure hilariousness. Bottoms up!
  • hot_heart - April 19, 2009 10:33 p.m.

    Ha. The American History X one was fantastic.
  • Xeacons - April 18, 2009 4:47 p.m.

    Hey, you forgot Citizen Kane: The Search For Rosebud! Ripping of Zelda, you play Kane's devoted journalist fighting his way through flashback dungeons and social villages, confronting Kane's buddy's, bosses, and wives, for answers to the truth!
  • BoondockSaint54 - February 16, 2009 7:47 p.m.

    I love the American History X Wii game. Awesome.
  • x6o29x - February 14, 2009 6:04 p.m.

    american history x wud be sick!curbstomping does not belong on the wii =D
  • gtaaddict3456 - February 13, 2009 2:03 a.m.

    genius pure genius!
  • GamesRadarChrisAntista - February 13, 2009 12:43 a.m.

    You may have a point, Circlestrafe. Humorless executives could very well interpret this as a plea to kickstart development... What have I done?!
  • Circlestrafe - February 13, 2009 12:08 a.m.

    Funny story, but NO! Don't give any of these brain dead corporate execs any idea that movie --> game is anywhere near a good idea. Save for the requisite 'exception to the rule', games based on movies suck!
  • GamesRadarTylerWilde - February 12, 2009 9:04 p.m.

    @oryandymackie: I wish it did. Let's petition Bethesda for some Dirty Harry inspired Fallout 3 DLC.
  • oryandymackie - February 12, 2009 6 p.m.

    does the Most Powerful Handgun In The World actually EXIST? Keep me posted. Please.
  • AngeloComet - February 12, 2009 8:18 a.m.

    The whole feature deserves a round of applause - you've set a new benchmark for dispensable game/movie crossover humour!
  • LionheartAce - February 12, 2009 6:07 a.m.

    Hijo de gran puta! LoL, good one.
  • jackrabbitslims - February 12, 2009 4:47 a.m.

    I envision a Breakfast Club as a stealth game. Imagine creeping through the hallways as an agile Judd Nelson ducking from the Principal. Also, throw a little free running in there (the slippery hallways would make a great sliding device). Great article GR.
  • Tomsta666 - February 12, 2009 4:39 a.m.

    I was only saying the other day a next-gen Jurassic Park game would be quality
  • bl00dyvalen7ine - February 12, 2009 2:42 a.m.

    Hey, wasn't there actually gonna be a Daredevil game?
  • NelosAngelos - February 12, 2009 12:51 a.m.

    [Luck 2%] Well, I did find a penny today. Yay, Dirty Harry and your .44 magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world. And yes make a Goodfellas movie, please!!!!
  • Romination - February 12, 2009 12:22 a.m.

    this article made my tummy hurt. from sheer genius. The Old Yeller picture caused me to laugh until I pooed (which is good...i'm on the toilet)
  • norid - February 11, 2009 11:57 p.m.

    I would play the Breakfast Clup game

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