Long lost movie games

Classic films totally ready for EPIC game adaptations

Words: GamesRadarChrisAntista on February 11, 2009

Why leave Harry Callahan’s luck to chance when you can max it the hell out with Fallout 3’s SPECIAL stats attribute?

Who knows when we’ll get a Bully sequel? Until then, please Rockstar, just reskin the thing with Max Fisher and the Rushmore gang.

Above: “Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down.”

We’re sick and tired of telling you to play Okami. Maybe you’ll settle for the original story of dead dogs and sacrifice that’s been making grown men cry for over fifty years.

Above: Spoiler!

No matter what your age, if you haven’t seen this classic spaghetti western, you still haven’t gone through puberty. As the longest and most violent Bugs Bunny cartoon ever constructed, we’ll be happy to lap this up in any form its served.

Above: You’re welcome, Spanish speaking cinephiles

Play the Rebel Without a Cause game. Or don’t, man! You’re tearin’ us apart!

Platforms:

Xbox 360, PS3, PS2, PC, Wii, DS, PSP, GameCube, Xbox

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zuse315 - November 16, 2009 12:52 a.m.

LOL they had American History X
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StoneSpore - October 14, 2009 6:28 a.m.

dude american history x would be great just be curb stompin people but then theres the prison scenes...
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LokiRising - July 5, 2009 12:49 a.m.

Oh, and I actually just read the Deliverance joke...I don't think any other site on the web ('cept maybe Destructoid) could match that in pure hilariousness. Bottoms up!
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hot_heart - April 19, 2009 10:33 p.m.

Ha. The American History X one was fantastic.
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Xeacons - April 18, 2009 4:47 p.m.

Hey, you forgot Citizen Kane: The Search For Rosebud! Ripping of Zelda, you play Kane's devoted journalist fighting his way through flashback dungeons and social villages, confronting Kane's buddy's, bosses, and wives, for answers to the truth!
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BoondockSaint54 - February 16, 2009 7:47 p.m.

I love the American History X Wii game. Awesome.
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x6o29x - February 14, 2009 6:04 p.m.

american history x wud be sick!curbstomping does not belong on the wii =D
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gtaaddict3456 - February 13, 2009 2:03 a.m.

genius pure genius!
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GamesRadarChrisAntista - February 13, 2009 12:43 a.m.

You may have a point, Circlestrafe. Humorless executives could very well interpret this as a plea to kickstart development... What have I done?!
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Circlestrafe - February 13, 2009 12:08 a.m.

Funny story, but NO! Don't give any of these brain dead corporate execs any idea that movie --> game is anywhere near a good idea. Save for the requisite 'exception to the rule', games based on movies suck!
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GamesRadarTylerWilde - February 12, 2009 9:04 p.m.

@oryandymackie: I wish it did. Let's petition Bethesda for some Dirty Harry inspired Fallout 3 DLC.
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oryandymackie - February 12, 2009 6 p.m.

does the Most Powerful Handgun In The World actually EXIST? Keep me posted. Please.
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AngeloComet - February 12, 2009 8:18 a.m.

The whole feature deserves a round of applause - you've set a new benchmark for dispensable game/movie crossover humour!
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LionheartAce - February 12, 2009 6:07 a.m.

Hijo de gran puta! LoL, good one.
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jackrabbitslims - February 12, 2009 4:47 a.m.

I envision a Breakfast Club as a stealth game. Imagine creeping through the hallways as an agile Judd Nelson ducking from the Principal. Also, throw a little free running in there (the slippery hallways would make a great sliding device). Great article GR.
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Tomsta666 - February 12, 2009 4:39 a.m.

I was only saying the other day a next-gen Jurassic Park game would be quality
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bl00dyvalen7ine - February 12, 2009 2:42 a.m.

Hey, wasn't there actually gonna be a Daredevil game?
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NelosAngelos - February 12, 2009 12:51 a.m.

[Luck 2%] Well, I did find a penny today. Yay, Dirty Harry and your .44 magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world. And yes make a Goodfellas movie, please!!!!
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Romination - February 12, 2009 12:22 a.m.

this article made my tummy hurt. from sheer genius. The Old Yeller picture caused me to laugh until I pooed (which is good...i'm on the toilet)
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norid - February 11, 2009 11:57 p.m.

I would play the Breakfast Clup game
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