So it’s 1995. I’m 14. I find myself in America for the first time, specifically in Florida on a long-planned, years-dreamed-of family holiday. I am vibrating with excitement at all times. Even when asleep. The sights, the sounds, the smells, the theme parks, the films, the crazy weather… My mind is blown on a constant basis. But then, part way through the first week, I spot the pre-rendered, Silicon-Graphics-powered cherry on the cake.