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Kickass Bruce Lee clones

First appeared in: China Warrior
Signature moves: Dying after getting pecked to death by birds, dying after getting smacked with random stones, dying while trying to jump.
Why we hate him: If a perfect Lee clone were created, the heavens would probably come crashing down on us due to an overabundance of awesomeness in the Earth’s atmosphere. That being said, there are tons of terrible Lee clones out there and our award for the weakest Lee goes to the lame and unnamed Bruce Lee imposter from China Warrior.

This laughably bad game allowed you to punch and kick as you tried to make your way past hordes of wimpy enemies like flying stones and tiny birds. But the controls were so frumpy and finicky that dodging and smacking enemies was nigh impossible, resulting in countless frustrating deaths. 


Above: Bruce Lee would never let a bird take him out. But it happens all the time in China Warrior when these flying peckers go all Hitchcock on your ass


Above: The best thing about China Warrior is the title screen right before you turn the game off for the last time

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24 comments

  • Rasy2kG - September 21, 2008 12:03 a.m.

    i spent most of my time watching WMAC Masters clips after reading this article thanks for the flashback
  • guitardudezach10 - September 20, 2008 5:20 p.m.

    what about on family matters when steve and carl turn into bruce lee??
  • Bondosan - September 19, 2008 12:01 p.m.

    Haha, what can you say? Bruce Lee was awesome and is likeness is bound to be copied in video games. I feel it's a good homage towards his soul.
  • Tomsta666 - September 19, 2008 8:57 a.m.

    Every Beat-Em-Up has a Bruce Lee character. Just as every Beat-Em-Up has a Japanese Schoolgirl.
  • iamramos - September 19, 2008 3:11 a.m.

    All I want to say about Chuck is that he was a student of the late master, Bruce Lee. Chuck is okay in his own right, and if he chooses to endorse said products, then that's his right as an American. Bruce Lee was offered to endorse schools for martial art, but declined because he wasn't going to teach in them. They only wanted to use his name. He was an honorable man and his life was one for us to learn from, but only to better ourselves by realizing our own potentual. He always said that he wasn't the way, but merely an arrow pointing the way.
  • GamesRadarTylerWilde - September 18, 2008 11:38 p.m.

    That's right Cra-Z-Jake - Bruce Lee totally just roundhouse'd the devil like, five times. What the hell is Chuck Norris doing? Making T-Shirts with his lame slogans on them. That's what.
  • GamesRadarShanePatterson - September 18, 2008 11:20 p.m.

    Bruce Lee died in 1973. He neither starred nor appeared in Kung Fu, which ran from 1972-1975. However, Office Space is still a great movie.
  • iluvmyDS - September 18, 2008 11:03 p.m.

    This is a damn good feature, especially because I love a lot of these characters for that reason.
  • jackfitz11 - September 18, 2008 8:47 p.m.

    love the part in officespace where he says , do you wanna watch kung-fu (the show bruce lee starred in) and she gets all trancelike and is like,I love kung-fu. But Bruce lee died of taking Equagesic and he was alergic to it.
  • bioshocker - September 18, 2008 8:16 p.m.

    I have to say that Tony Jaa rivals Bruce Lee he was in ong-bak and the protector.
  • lewis42025 - September 18, 2008 6:39 p.m.

    great tribute to the greatest martial artist of all time
  • DeathbyFira - September 24, 2008 1:44 a.m.

    Wave360 is a Dumbass loser u whish Chuck could kick Lee ass Bruce lee is the best ever no one and i mean no one can compare to him. He is the Shizot
  • GaMeZ4LiFe - September 23, 2008 2:22 a.m.

    Bruce Lee was a great martial artist. It is a real tragedy that he died so young. I am glad to see that he is immortalized so in video games today.
  • hyrowang96 - September 21, 2008 12:30 a.m.

    Bruce Lee was the greatest, he still is...Th is was probably posted in remembrance of him.
  • Fluxnard - September 20, 2008 5:13 a.m.

    Bruce Lee is amazing. As a matter of fact, theres a huge Bruce Lee poster right behind me. Huge fan, so I loved this.
  • Amatarasu - September 19, 2008 8:40 p.m.

    hahaha next there should be chuck norris look alikes
  • Wave360 - September 19, 2008 8:29 p.m.

    This Feature is an epic fail! Chuck Norris kicks Bruce Lee's ass!
  • corey2014 - September 19, 2008 8:17 p.m.

    what is Bruce Lee's favorite drink........ ''WHATERAAAAAAA'' LOL i love Bruce Lee hes cool cool i just love that joke.
  • MillsAnimation - September 19, 2008 4:58 p.m.

    I have been trying to remember the name of the WMAC Masters TV show for like 6 years now!!! Thank you Gamesradar... thank you for life!
  • Avsareone - September 18, 2008 11:46 p.m.

    The one time Chuck Norris ever used a stunt double, because he needed a to go kill some babies. After his stunt double lost, Chuck promptly killed him with a roundhouse kick to the face.

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