Kickass Bruce Lee clones

We salute the greatest martial arts master and the lethal lookalikes he spawned

First appeared in: China Warrior
Signature moves: Dying after getting pecked to death by birds, dying after getting smacked with random stones, dying while trying to jump.
Why we hate him: If a perfect Lee clone were created, the heavens would probably come crashing down on us due to an overabundance of awesomeness in the Earth’s atmosphere. That being said, there are tons of terrible Lee clones out there and our award for the weakest Lee goes to the lame and unnamed Bruce Leeimposter from China Warrior.

This laughably bad game allowed you to punch and kick as you tried to make your way past hordes of wimpy enemies like flying stones and tiny birds. But the controls were so frumpy and finicky that dodging and smacking enemies was nigh impossible, resulting in countless frustrating deaths.

Above: Bruce Lee would never let a bird take him out. But it happens all the time in China Warrior when these flying peckers go all Hitchcock on your ass

Above: The best thing about China Warrior is the title screen right before you turn the game off for the last time

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