Nintendogs of War
Ingredients: Nintendogs and God of War
Round up the hounds and head into the brutal world of Greek mythology for an adventure of unrelenting bloodlust! Pick from one of ten dangerous dog breeds (including Pit Bull, Rottweiler and Presa Canario) and embark on a rabid, slobbery-jawed rampage to recover the Rubber Bone of Olympus. Rip the throat from such legendary beasty-things as Cycloptic Postmen and Harpies on bicycles!
Players can also take a break from the action by grooming their murderous mutt at one of Athen's many pooch parlours or by enjoying some dog humping in the innovative 'Aphrodite's Bitches' mini-game. Can you make them howl?
Above: Yeah, we know, but Google let us down badly when we did an image search for 'vicious dog covered in blood'