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Is Duke Nukem's Titty City the coolest real strip club in history? (Clue: Yes, yes it is)

The inside


Above: This needs to happen. Now. A minute ago, in fact


Above: "Now what's the one thing a drunken man can concentrate on well enough to not piss on the floor?"



The entertainment

Above: Okay, maybe they're a little less enthused than they could be. But you know, corporate party = no tips  



Oh and this place was next door


Above: Steam-powered dildo, anyone? Vibrator with a hand-crank?

Now that you've seen the wonder that is Titty City, would you like to get hold of some genuine, bonafide merchandise I 'liberated' from said establishment? If you would, keep an eye on Radar and our lovely social networks. I might just have something for you soon-ish.

Feb 11th, 2011

30 comments

  • sid440 - February 13, 2011 7:21 a.m.

    If duke nukem was there, those dancers would get their act together.
  • KrazyGamer - February 13, 2011 3:23 a.m.

    Hehehe... Titty City.
  • Zeb364 - February 12, 2011 6:04 p.m.

    That's hilarious. I love how little the strippers cared, they looked ridiculous up there. The rest of it was just 6 kinds of badass. Can't wait to get my hands on a new Duke game. I've been playing 3D in anticipation. And to anyone bitching about the masogony of this game, get a sense of humour. They don't mean any of it. It's all a satirical slant on the 90's action star. You don't think there's a reason why he looks so similar to Schwarzenegger in his heyday? Hell, he even smokes a cigar that is identical to the one from Terminator and don't even get me started on the sunglasses. P.S.: Check the other GR articles, the Duke Nukem Forever facebook page is full of girls. Obviously, they get it.
  • philipshaw - February 12, 2011 1:27 p.m.

    That's pretty cool but the game will still be dated when it comes out
  • Valntyne - February 12, 2011 1:15 a.m.

    Giggity.
  • PolarBearsInHeat - February 11, 2011 8:23 p.m.

    COME GET SOME! GET SOME! damn. That being said, this is pretty lame, I gotta say. Unless you or Tyler got some. In which case, Get some bros
  • Turboash - February 11, 2011 7:21 p.m.

    Spelling police! "... this was SMETHING more." Also, this game is going to kick all sorts of ass.
  • Sy87 - February 11, 2011 6:27 p.m.

    Hell yeah. That be a perfect place to hang out during the initial alien invasion. Wait is that a bathroom sign or are women and men just seperated in different sections.
  • QWERTYCommander - February 11, 2011 6:16 p.m.

    @BellaKazza Alright, now I know you're a troll after seeing all your comments.
  • tiben36 - February 11, 2011 6:03 p.m.

    those bitches danced like fucking robots
  • liamcullen - February 11, 2011 5:40 p.m.

    @hooters, was that the MGM signature you stayed at?! Nice gaff that!
  • Syncmaster - February 11, 2011 5:31 p.m.

    thats awesome. but wtf the girl on the left think she is doing?? dancing?? on a strip club? pfff. you just shake the money maker, not every goddam part of your body like you are on a tv show..
  • MikeT - February 11, 2011 5:22 p.m.

    I don't understand why their are so many haters of this game calling it disgusting and overtly macho. Is funny like Eminem.
  • MikeT - February 11, 2011 5:21 p.m.

    So did the girls actually get naked? Not that I'm a perv it would just be weird if they didn't...
  • GAYMER - February 11, 2011 4:45 p.m.

    Looks like a really classy place.
  • HumorTumor - February 11, 2011 4:38 p.m.

    spitfire by prodigy for the dancers = amazing.... I want this game so badly
  • DryvBy - February 11, 2011 4:27 p.m.

    I really wish these publicity stunts fell under payola. Treat gaming like it was 1990 again; just preview and review the games when you get info. Not when you're teased with treats.
  • Darkhawk - February 11, 2011 4:02 p.m.

    One thing I've never understood is when an article says "over the jump." What jump? There's no ad separating the intro and main body of text. There's nothing requiring another click. What does it mean?
  • bamb0o-stick - February 11, 2011 3:58 p.m.

    I'm really impressed at how much they went all out to promote this game. As if ten years of ridicule wasn't enough to get people to know about this game. At least here it is "good" publicity instead of bad.
  • Pytor - February 11, 2011 3:03 p.m.

    Can't wait for this game!

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