Is Duke Nukem's Titty City the coolest real strip club in history? (Clue: Yes, yes it is)

We've been to Duke Nukem's very own real-world strip bar and decided you need to see its wonders

The inside


Above: This needs to happen. Now. A minute ago, in fact


Above: "Now what's the one thing a drunken man can concentrate on well enough to not piss on the floor?"

The entertainment

Above: Okay, maybe they're a little less enthused than they could be. But you know, corporate party = no tips

Oh and this place was next door


Above: Steam-powered dildo, anyone? Vibrator with a hand-crank?

Now that you've seen the wonder that is Titty City, would you like to get hold of some genuine, bonafide merchandise I 'liberated' from said establishment? If you would, keep an eye on Radar and our lovelysocial networks. I might just have something for you soon-ish.

Feb 11th, 2011

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Long-time GR+ writer Dave has been gaming with immense dedication ever since he failed dismally at some '80s arcade racer on a childhood day at the seaside (due to being too small to reach the controls without help). These days he's an enigmatic blend of beard-stroking narrative discussion and hard-hitting Psycho Crushers.
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