Infinity Blade II review

  • Beautiful graphics
  • Tactile combat
  • Beating up enemies with two-handed weapons
  • When the touch screen doesn’t register your swipes
  • Glitches and crashes
  • Stupid enemies that use stupid poison

A pretty face... at a cost

Epic generally won’t put their name on something unless it’s really pretty, and, just as was the case with the first game, Infinity Blade II is really pretty. And not just “good looking for an iOS game,” either – there’s nothing on the PSP or 3DS that holds a candle to how good Infinity Blade II looks. Characters are incredibly detailed, environments are breathtaking, and the textures and models could likely stand up to some of the earlier Xbox 360 games from this generation. It’s that good.

As long as you have an iPhone 4S or an iPad 2, at least.

Above: In motion there's water pouring from that wound, and it looks awesome

Otherwise you might run into some problems. We played mostly on a 4S and iPad 2, but we also messed around with the game on an older iPod Touch and had a number of problems. At first it would crash almost nonstop – something that was fixed with a reboot – but even after that there were still issues. The framerate would often stutter when the action got too intense and each battle would be ended with five or so seconds of lag before the game would actually begin again – something we didn’t need to deal with on the newer models. It’s still playable, but until the developers better optimize the game for older devices (and fix the reported issue of freezing and deleting saved files) it might be worth waiting, or upgrading to a newer iOS device. But no matter which device you have, you’re going to want to hang out near a power outlet – this thing will destroy your battery.

But is it big enough?

We love the new combat to death, and the new locations and enemies are a blast to cut apart. Still, we can’t help but feel like we’re playing with training wheels on, even with all of the changes the developer made to assure that Infinity Blade II was so much bigger than its predecessor. More locations would help, but a revamp of the travel system would help even more, and make Infinity Blade II feel more like a full game.

Above: Obviously you can't parry monsters that use claws and teeth

Then again, it is a mobile game, and one that launched at under $10, so at over five hours of gameplay, we definitely feel like we got plenty of bang for our buck, especially considering all of the six to eight-hour long single-player games we spent $60 this holiday season.

Is it better than...

Infinity Blade? Yes. Easily. Infinity Blade II improves on literally every aspect of the original, and though it retains some of the same issues (death animations with blunt weapons still look silly), it’s undeniably a superior product.

Dark Meadow? Depends. Though Dark Meadow looked like an Infinity Blade rip-off it was actually a much more complete experience. Sure, it had similar gameplay, but it also brought a story, interesting characters, and varied locations to the table. That said, the combat is nowhere near as precise as what we have in Infinity Blade II, so it really depends on what you’re looking for as to whether or not it’s better.

Punch-Out!!? Yes. Well, when it comes to the actual gameplay, at least – we aren’t going to act as though the God King has better character design than classic King Hippo and Don Flamenco, but while ChAIR’s combat borrowed heavily from Punch-Out!!, they absolutely did it better. Whereas Nintendo’s fighter is focused only on memorization to a fault, Infinity Blade II adds in multiple elements to make the combat more fulfilling and enjoyable.

For those who skipped straight to the end

Infinity Blade II makes quick work to slash apart most of the grievances we had with the original while improving on literally every aspect, but the sequel isn’t without issues. Despite charging towards feeling like a truly complete game, the linearity still holds it back, though we imagine downloadable content will likely fill out the experience.

More Info

Release date: Dec 01 2011 - iPhone, iPad (US)
Available Platforms: iPhone, iPad
Genre: Adventure
Published by: Epic Games
Developed by: Chair Entertainment


  • tatix - June 23, 2012 2:18 p.m.

    It isn't infinity blade but we are developing an iOS game that won't crash on you and let's you drive and shoot with a very nice controls. Support indie game developers for iOS and Android platforms. Check out Knight Hunter on Kickstarter.
  • psycho ninja 4 - December 9, 2011 3:42 a.m.

    I can never play an IOS game without it crashing so i'll probably give this one a miss.
  • Dmancapri - December 8, 2011 5:08 a.m.

    SO ITS AS GOOD AS HALO REACH?!? just kidding never played any of the games on the "is it better than" section including infinity blade, probably not gonna get it
  • JonnyJon - December 7, 2011 11:43 p.m.

    They should make Infinity Blade III for Kinect!
  • Zepaw - December 7, 2011 4:42 p.m.

    I am tempted but I know from experience I tend to play iOS games for about 10 minutes and never touch them again. Whether they are terrible or incredible I just get over them so quickly (with the exception of Words with Friends). Now I make sure never to grab anything for more than a buck. I grabbed Infinity Blade 1 on sale a while back and it was pretty great. I bombed so hard at the multiplayer that I quickly gave up. I will keep an eye out for it on discount some time next year.
  • tatix - June 23, 2012 2:20 p.m.

    I know exactly what your saying. Even some of the games I've developed have had the same effect. Check out our latest game designed to be fun for a longer period of time on mobile. Let me know how you think it's looking. I want to make games that people can actually enjoy and get their money's worth. Check it out and let me know. If you like it support us because we want to listen.
  • talleyXIV - December 7, 2011 3:21 p.m.

    Am I the only one confused as to why they compared it to Punch-Out? Are they even near similar to each other?
  • Zepaw - December 7, 2011 6:41 p.m.

    Did you pass over the second paragraph? Still kind of an odd comparison but it does make sense.
  • EdDeRs1 - December 7, 2011 7:15 a.m.

    stupid enemies with there stupid poison blades...
  • Garlador - December 6, 2011 10:39 p.m.

    I wonder if they could put this on 3DS. I'd love to see these visuals in 3D and use the stylus for combat.
  • comaqi - December 6, 2011 9:46 p.m.

    If I didn't have a 3rd generation iPod Touch I'd definitely buy it just off of The Cooper Scooper's review.
  • Moondoggie1157 - December 6, 2011 7:44 p.m.

    Cool to see an ios game receive such acclaim. I don't play games on my phone (having an android rules me out of most anyways) but to see these kinds of graphics and gameplay on a bloody handheld is unreal. I can't wait to see what kind of shit my kids get to play, and they will play... and by god they will love it...
  • KillerTofu - December 6, 2011 7:15 p.m.

    GD Hollander, your reviews, PSAs, TDar inclusion and other articles are the bee's knees. Keep up the good work!!
  • meh - December 6, 2011 7:11 p.m.

    i hate how some games just won't work on older ipod touches. I mean, sure i want the game, but i'm not willing to drop over 100 dollars for a good 5-10 dollar app game.
  • IChooseUAntistaMON - December 6, 2011 5:09 p.m.

    Not really surprised Coop was jizzing over IB2 on the podcast goo review
  • GR HollanderCooper - December 6, 2011 5:49 p.m.

    ALL OVER IT. It makes it so hard to play, what with the screen completely covered.
  • profile0000 - December 6, 2011 3:15 p.m.

    Good super review, Coop. I really liked the first one, looks like I'll end up getting this one too.
  • EwoksTasteLikeChicken - December 6, 2011 3:14 p.m.

    Makes me want a smartphone
  • obviouslyadouche - December 6, 2011 3:14 p.m.

    Why Isn't this on android but other unreal games are?

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