Why hire an act to perform during the Oscars when we can just plonk Frank Drebin on stage, sit back, and watch the funny unfurl?
Drebin’s accident prone ways could lead to potential disaster. We’re imagining him slipping on stage, grabbing hold of the massive stage drapes, ripping them to the floor, getting lost in the folds, knocking lights over that start mini fires, staggering into the audience, accidentally bashing celebrities in the face before finally landing with his mug in Angelica Huston's cleavage.
“Ladies and gentlemen, jurors, gypsies, tramps and thieves. I had an opening speech prepared, but I’m told that making people laugh is the sign of a good host. So... What is blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...? Reese Witherspoon doing cartwheels." [