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  • AHolyMonk - July 27, 2009 10:50 p.m.

    Haha. Great article! The Pac_Man one made me wakka-wakka a bit. XD
  • doomdude - July 27, 2009 1:33 a.m.

    WTF!!!!!! dude this is funny dude guys u rule
  • JakkedGamer - July 26, 2009 3:49 a.m.

    GUYS. GUYS!!!!> God i miss duke games. Wish Forever would have come out berore 3d realms went bankrupt.
  • CH3BURASHKA - July 24, 2009 6:17 a.m.

    Awesome! You perfectly captured all of the characters. Effing hilarious.
  • Brutel - July 23, 2009 9:24 p.m.

    Oh if only, if only, they could.
  • Spybreak8 - July 23, 2009 6:42 p.m.

    How'd I know Niko's was going to be like that lol.
  • gmilf71 - July 23, 2009 6:25 a.m.

  • alexlcna - July 23, 2009 5:56 a.m.

    lol pacman twitters are great
  • Cyberninja - July 22, 2009 10:49 p.m.

    pac mans dirty he said thinks that cant be said if you dont know the pac man language
  • wrapdump - July 22, 2009 9:07 p.m.

    This is excellent writing, incredibly funny and so true, respect.
  • Fizzmonkey - July 22, 2009 6:53 p.m.

    poor mario
  • Thegamingkid - July 22, 2009 5:49 p.m.

    wait a sec, wouldnet Pac man be too busy eating ghosts?
  • oscarpiggy - July 22, 2009 12:03 p.m.

    i followed the link that max payne gave me but all i got was stupid cat pictures :sniff: i wanted something cool
  • - July 22, 2009 6:27 a.m.

    Haha Laughed too hard at Marcus and his jam plight :) keep up the good work and do more of these!
  • smallberry - July 22, 2009 5:57 a.m.

    Great features this week. Thanks GR.
  • Icehearted - July 22, 2009 5:55 a.m.

    The Max Payne Twitter was effin brilliant!
  • ACGUY - July 22, 2009 3:28 a.m.

    LMAO Mario da princess is a cheating on you'll I'll tweet u some pics. And now SOnic is the worse game character ever since he's not on here and pac man is.
  • yojo117 - July 22, 2009 3:17 a.m.

    that was great i loved solid snake and princess is def a ho fo sho
  • Makk_Mizzy - July 22, 2009 3:15 a.m.

    I have to admit, that this is the best article by far and the funniest! I shot the silly f_ck in the throat and he was kicking sh_t repeatedly while holding both of his hands over his throat trying to force me to help him or call 911, I HATE VIOLENCE!!!! LOL!
  • aerovette92 - July 22, 2009 2:41 a.m.

    gee i didnt know pacman had so much shit goin on in his life

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