has taught us anything, it's that we shouldn't fly, especially not on budget airlines with names like Volée Airlines. But if you do have to take to the skies, here are some things to look out for:
Are there scuffmarks on the door? Can you stow your tray table in the upright position? Does the flight number resemble a Jim Bowen catchphrase from a darts-based game show - a recurring omen of death in the
franchise (180 that is, not
Yes? Then take our advice and proceed to your nearest emergency exit.
Watch the plane crash scene here.