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  • LieutenantCipher - July 20, 2009 4:21 a.m.

    Well we could always get Alex Mercer, he has experience in this stuff - OR we could all infect ourselves with the same blacklight virus as him and then we'll be nigh indestructable killing machines :D ReCaptcha: overcooked Roux (If you know what a roux is foodwise...)
  • Dill - July 20, 2009 4:24 a.m.

    I read the whole thing out-loud. It's cooler that way. Go Tyler!
  • noofer7 - July 20, 2009 12:17 p.m.

    funny but not really that practical... there's a store in the mall where i live with all sorts of medieval weapons and stuff, I'd go there and get a katana (a real one), then I'd hack my way to dick's sporting goods and get a gun or two. oh and barrage7667 raises an interesting point... WHAT IF ZOMBIES LEARNED TO USE GUNS?!?! Though on second thought they probably wouldn't because they just want to EAT.
  • MoonPig - July 20, 2009 12:40 p.m.

    id go to the sas compound in hereford. concrete buildings, barbed wire, living quarters, a millitary hospital and access to guns (im a pretty good shot). the only problem would be the regiments plot in the cemetary. id be facing SPEC-OPS ZOMBIES!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGH!!!!!
  • cookie23q - July 20, 2009 1:54 p.m.

    owsome article wylde man kkep up the gold
  • SolidSnyder94 - July 20, 2009 3:09 p.m.

    This is so lame. A word-for-word copy of a special zombie-edition magazine I bought...how long ago? At least 6 months. I hope that the publishers know you guys are doing this.
  • thelonewolf501 - July 20, 2009 6:19 p.m.

    i live near a natiol(dont know the word) guard armory so incase of zombie invasion (or any other disater) i know where to go ill be safe for months.
  • UnrealCanine - July 20, 2009 6:23 p.m.

    Shaun spits away in Shaun of the Dead and survives
  • captfuzzo - July 20, 2009 8:48 p.m.

    even though in evil dead those arn't zombies there deadadites i consider them zombies
  • whitesall - July 21, 2009 5:23 a.m.

    bring on the zombies im ready to beat there ass... ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! just kidding thanks for the addvice im more then ready to kick zombie ass!!!!!!
  • curly_jefferson - July 21, 2009 12:19 p.m.

    So many funnies.
  • JustAPlayer - July 21, 2009 1:45 p.m.

    Well, just like everyone (at least the good shooters) i would go to the top of a Gun's Shop, i would pick up Sniper, and shoot all incoming body, as long as i have food i'll be ok
  • Synster - July 21, 2009 10:11 p.m.

    Ha. "MOST Zombies can't run". Anyways. By chance, was this article inspired by The Zombie Survival Guide? That book is pure Genius.
  • SteelStreet - July 22, 2009 12:43 a.m.

    You got alot of this stuff from xbox official magizine zombie edition. But hey it is still funny.
  • Unoriginal - July 22, 2009 4:05 p.m.

    I now owe Mr. Wilde my life prematurely. Outstanding article, and now Im late for work, I just had to finish first. Why am I commenting, gotta go!
  • Thegamingkid - July 22, 2009 5:54 p.m.

    actully, what the best thing to do in a zombie outbreak is to go to the nearest gun shop, and shoot yourself. BAM, don't gotta worry, cause every one is Dead, And/Or Undead
  • MojoSmelz - July 23, 2009 7:42 p.m.

    yeh i agree with GamerTagsSuck because like in the english television program called dead set the 'zombies' do eventually break into the big brother set so unless you have a gun then your basically screw to say the least.
  • deadslayer97 - July 23, 2009 9:55 p.m.

    yep it is pretty much the zombie survival guide......only worse.the sniper crowbar was pretty funny though!
  • sk8tingninjainda206 - July 24, 2009 2:46 a.m.

    yes thank you for agreeing now i can show people at the gun store for buying so much ammo and weapons lmao what a great article
  • lostsouls - July 24, 2009 12:19 p.m.

    another sing of zombies large amounts of military setting up in your town and evacuations are in progress

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