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  • YuGiOhisbetterthanMagic - August 28, 2009 5:44 a.m.

    samus in a bikni? id hit that.
  • Xobi - August 28, 2009 7:01 a.m.

    Amazing Article as always
  • Xplosive59 - August 28, 2009 3:14 p.m.

    @reyalejandro13 no for kingdom hearts they would add the jonas brothers and hannah montana to the cast that would be a sad day for gaming everywhere
  • gulfcoastfella - August 28, 2009 4:19 p.m.

    I came here to floss teeth and kick ass... and I'm all out of floss!!!
  • magicwalnuts0 - August 30, 2009 2:15 a.m.

    The fact that everyone's saying they'd play a Samus in a bikini game makes this at first funny parody very, very sad in reality.
  • whatsherface - August 30, 2009 7:13 p.m.

    hahaha love this article
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - August 31, 2009 11:19 a.m.

    New Metroid FTW (in a fanboy way) And new Breakout FTW (in a humour way.) I lol'd
  • Silentboy - August 31, 2009 12:35 p.m.

    The Metroid/DoAX2 one was funny and true. Whats also funny is that Team Ninja, the people who made DoAX's 1 and 2 are making the next Metroid game.
  • Patius - September 9, 2009 3:40 a.m.

    isn't Nintendo kind of doing the new metroid with Zero suit samus and such?
  • silvereye - August 27, 2009 4:10 p.m.

    Duke nukem gopes emo? Samus get her kit off? What an age...
  • Ninja-KiLLR - August 27, 2009 4:14 p.m.

    "Unless you count having a heavy crack habit as a game (instantly appealing gameplay, short lifespan, minimal replay value, 5/10)" LMFAO that made my day.
  • Corsair89 - August 27, 2009 5:38 p.m.

    Emo Nukem LOL
  • adadadad - August 27, 2009 5:58 p.m.

    helo, baby, may back. got the temporeriy restriction from the mood :( sadface. may felt so cold and alone. but broothers, sisters, do no /cry for may. may learnt the leasson. may not use caps. may not cuss ps-3 (although, fingre aches!). may drinkee the phyenix down, and may ok. may love yous. ax
  • MechGyver - August 27, 2009 6:06 p.m.

    Can anyone point me to the nearest suicide booth?please (¬_¬)-
  • Embolado - August 27, 2009 9:48 p.m.

    Micro-transactions blow hard
  • adadadad - August 27, 2009 10:04 p.m.

    @ embaoladreo broother. :/ may aggree. may want the new halo 3 car on xbl, buy may dnt have the monies /cry :/
  • Pocotron - August 27, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    AH $h!t, Xboxrulez is back as adadadad. Fuck. Nice Article BTW I would kill for some: DEAD OR ALIVE EXTREME SAMUS! reCaptcha: cleanup Mexico ...No joke...
  • adadadad - August 28, 2009 12:06 a.m.

    @ pocotron :/ the troth has many faces. would yous recognice a broother, if may come to your situation to ask asistance? :/ may hop so. may hop so. ax :/
  • civver - August 28, 2009 12:42 a.m.

    This article should have been more subtle. It kind of overshot the mark for me. I get what you're trying to say, but the portrayals are too exaggerated.
  • SausageLozenge - August 28, 2009 2:47 a.m.

    Metroid with boob physics? ...Interesting.

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