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superflyspy - February 9, 2013 2:03 p.m.

This was one of Diana Burnwood's more restrained requests after reading the Fifty Shades series
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superflyspy - February 9, 2013 12:54 p.m.

First Images of the new Chocobo mount in FFXV
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Gothicvamp1888 - February 9, 2013 12:37 p.m.

If anyone shouts "Finger Licking Good" one more effing time and i will splatter the road with your brains
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AlpineGuy - February 9, 2013 12:37 p.m.

"Awright, awright, which one of youse guys called me chicken?!"
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eric2013 - February 9, 2013 12:31 p.m.

Call me 'Cock' one more time....
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RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 12:22 p.m.

I should have been a vegetarian, plants don't fight back.
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RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 12:22 p.m.

Guns don't kill people, but the bird flu will.
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RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 12:21 p.m.

PETA is really getting aggressive with their media campaigns
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RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 12:11 p.m.

Winner, winner, hope you like your dinner
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Divine Paladin - February 9, 2013 11:07 a.m.

So Peter Griffin thinks he can win this time, huh? We'll see about that...
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RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 11 a.m.

Studies report men often overestimate cock size.
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RadgarLaser2 - February 9, 2013 11 a.m.

What a huge cock!
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cgriff63 - February 9, 2013 10:35 a.m.

Because nothing says inconspicuous like a giant yellow big-bird costume.
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superflyspy - February 9, 2013 10:20 a.m.

They ruffled his feathers, he ruffled their skulls
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superflyspy - February 9, 2013 10:21 a.m.

And I ROLF'd
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superflyspy - February 9, 2013 10:21 a.m.

*ROFL'd
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superflyspy - February 9, 2013 10:02 a.m.

Hitman: Sniper Challenge: With a Bird's-eye view of the situation, Agent 47 must ....
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superflyspy - February 9, 2013 10 a.m.

Birdman & Robin: Yes, the rubber nipples were absolutely necessary
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SupermanRips - February 9, 2013 9:48 a.m.

47 is finally taking this Chick-Fil-A business into his own hands
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death22 - February 9, 2013 9:35 a.m.

Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Sesame Street?
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