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“Hey dick-tits!” This ultra sweary Bulletstorm dev diary ain’t gonna watch itself!

Contrary to what your co-workers/teachers/parents tell you, swearing your head off is both big and clever. Not convinced? Then let this kickass Bulletstorm developer diary persuade you, as it rocks your f*cking face off with a veritable shit-storm of Epic-endorsed swears…



The only thing more epic than the swears is Bulletstorm’s actual gameplay. We got hands-on with it recently and can honestly say it’s insanely frenetic and creative violence is bringing something to the gory FPS party we’ve never seen before. So, as the trailer so politely requests: “Hey dick-tits, this game ain’t gonna pre-order itself!”.

Source: TheSixthAxis

Dec 17, 2010


26 comments

  • Basilisk1991 - December 17, 2010 9:18 p.m.

    Finally a FPS that isn't "GRRR TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, RAWR" on the issue of whether or not this is an intelligent Dev diary, HELL NO, both of the other one I've seen are WAY less childish.
  • StoneDreadnaught - December 17, 2010 8:52 p.m.

    Looks like this is gonna be another Vanquish with how everyone's reacting. It's completely over the top, in violence and dialog, and hearing those swears just brings back memories of Duke Nukem. No, they don't make any sense, but they're fun to say, I think. Can't wait to completely demlosh every enemy I see in Bulletstorm ^^. P.S. - SO HAPPY People Can Fly is in on this! Painkiller was their only game EVER, and just glad to see them working on something with a big name developer.
  • kamikaziechameleon - December 17, 2010 7:57 p.m.

    UMMMM, when a games marketing leans on just telling you that its awesome, its like when someone tells you they are a confident individual. Saying it outloud tends to jinx it.
  • Ruvalc - December 17, 2010 7:56 p.m.

    OOo you guys cough my attention now. its actually relatable bcuz i constantly cuz
  • celticsfan645 - December 17, 2010 7:27 p.m.

    Thats funny, the biggest badasses of motherfucktown.
  • 510BrotherPanda - December 17, 2010 7:22 p.m.

    The developers' swearing was REALLY scripted and a waste of time. And "dick tits"? I can imagine dick-sized nipples or nipples shaped like dicks, or even dicks shaped like breasts, but dick tits sound small, awkward and gross. Also, they crow-barred in the stereotypical "Asian honor"...
  • nikrusty - December 17, 2010 6:37 p.m.

    This will be one MAD high adrenaline game! I think it may make Duke Nukem look like a pimply teenager
  • StrayGator - December 17, 2010 6:28 p.m.

    Don't get me wrong, it still looks like an awesome game (and much needed refresher) to me, but this diary tries too hard to send the wrong message, trying to appeal to the gamer sub-demographic most of us loath the most. Instead of presenting normal people who can enjoy comically excessive action (see splatterhouse devs for example), they are making faces, swear for the sake of swearing and constantly yelling HEY LOOKIT US WERE HARDCORE AND DONT GIVE A SHIT AND SAY WORDS YOUR MOMMY DONT WANT YOU TO HEAR! sorta 3:24 minutes long exclamation mark. If I didn't know better about PCF, I'd sum this dev diary thus: BulletStorm. A game for fifth graders, by fifth graders.
  • DonNatzi - December 17, 2010 6:18 p.m.

    Wait, no age gate?
  • CancerMan - December 17, 2010 6:10 p.m.

    Silly, ridiculous, and over-the-top, just what I need! @db1331 That wasn't very nice to say. You should apologize right this instant.
  • bongzilla - December 17, 2010 5:41 p.m.

    That video was really annoying.. I felt like I shoulda been drinking a Monster, while riding a bmx bike, slapping a bunch white guys high fives..
  • db1331 - December 17, 2010 4:38 p.m.

    Dave Meikleham is like a little kid that has figured out that people will react to him if he says a bad word. It seems like everything he posts has to have "shit" either in or just after the headline. He's like the Dane Cook if GR. He gets really excited over some games and starts spewing swears but no substance, and we all wonder how he keeps getting work.
  • spawny0908 - December 17, 2010 4:05 p.m.

    Day one buy for me! That. Was. AWESOME!!!!
  • tomasspipass - December 17, 2010 3:19 p.m.

    The spaceship looks a lot like the chainsaw gun (i forget the name =/) in gears of war, intended?
  • obie191970 - December 17, 2010 3:14 p.m.

    Everybody saying that the video was juvenile - Ummm...That's the point.
  • gelatinabomination - December 17, 2010 2:50 p.m.

    Yeah. I can't wait for this game, but this was pretty juvenile.
  • Persona - December 17, 2010 2:49 p.m.

    OGRHEN IS GONNA KICK SOME ASS.. Oh wait wrong game sorry guys. Dev Diary done right. But no one can ask for 'sword porn'
  • Overlord153 - December 17, 2010 2:46 p.m.

    Sweet. So is there any new about this coming as a demo to PSN or Xbox Live?
  • JMAN1156 - December 17, 2010 2:23 p.m.

    it's good that this video feels "silly, and over swears" because the point of bulletstorm is to bring that silly juvenile feeling back to FPS. Everything else has become so damn serous. Once in a while I want to act like a kid again, and bulletstorm scratches that itch.
  • HumorTumor - December 17, 2010 2:04 p.m.

    is MTV producing these nows?

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