Judging by your submissions,most of youshare our current obsession withHalo suicides. There's just something about Master Chief's expressionlessragdolling that turnsus into giggling school girls. We can't explain why, but our therapists assure us that reveling in the grisly demise of theiconic uber-patriot "doesn't make you a bad person." Good to know,given the "epic lulz" all your videos generated aroundour office.
And we want more! Send you suicide submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll do our best to post them right here. Videos you've edited yourself are preferable, but you can also show us your euthanasia by uploading them to Bungie's website via File Share. C'mon,all the cool kids are killing themselves.
Without further ado, we'll kick things off with EvlMidget's latest masterpiece (EXCLUSIVE to GamesRadar). This guy's the reigning Spielberg of Halo suicides. How "epic" is it, you ask? Let's put it this way: Chief's dead before he hits the ground.
"My friend Shad0wFlame thought that it'd be a good idea to do a Suicide Map across Rat's Nest, so that's the one we set off to do.The best place to start a suicide is at a very weird place, throw it in the genaral direction you want it to go, and work around that.
After some hilarious mistakes and mishaps, we finally got everything to go where it needed to be.I flew around the map, from tele to tele, untill finally receiving the greatest glory a Spartan can achieve in his life: committing suicide via sticky gernade."