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GamesRadar: And then there's the Dino Tank submission…

Submitted By: No life man
Cheat Title: Dino tank
Entry Location: any game campain or muti player
Cheat: I dont know how to get the dino tank but I do know how to get masterchief drunk. Do you know?? You dont because you dumb. I konw how to do it all you do is make him drink alot of beer and he get drunk and if you do that on the last level when he jumps to the frigate then in the cut scene he falls off the ramp and doesnt make it and you go sky diving and then when you land you are surrouned by sexy warlords and you kill all of them and then you you go thourgh a door and then you meet some guy and tells you how to get the dino tank but when you try you blow up so dont try then kill him and take his keys to his house. his house is in south Manhatten. When you get there the thing from clover Feild attacks it and you have to kill it. After that you book a flight to middel earth. when you get there meet with frodo and help him. then gollom attaks you and you kill him... or ofer money to make him poop in frodos backpak. after you see frodo freak then you go to the magical cave and ask the wizard in there to bring you back to Halo but he tells you have to win him in a game contest. You have to play Gutar Hero one two and three, Kirby air ride and monopoly. (you might want to go and buy a fan for your X-box right now because we all no how long Monopoly takes. Right? If not i will cry and go on a killing rampage.) You have to win in every thing then he will agree. He will not like you now so he sends you to Tokyo. Lukly Chief Knows japanise...right? you have to learn Kung-Fu and you have to face Chuck Norris and of course you will lose and he will banish you to Star Wars and you have to sit though the thin that goes up the screen at the begining of every Star Wars movie. It looks like this:

STAR WARS: ATTAK OF CHIEF

A LONG TIME LATER LIKE 500 YEARS FROM NOW THERE IS A SPARAN NAMED SPARTAN 117 OR MASTER CHIEF HE GETS DRUNK, DRIVES OF A CLIFF GOES SKY DIVING AND GETS SURROUNDED BY SEXY WARLORDS. CHIEF KILLS THEM ALL AND TALKS TO A MAN THAT SAYS HE KNOWS HOW TO GET THE DINO TANK AND CHIEF KILLS HIM AND GOES TO THE MANS HOUSE IN SOUTH MANHATTAN BUT THE MONSTER THING FROM CLOVER FEILD AND CHEIF KILLS THE MONSTER. CHIEF FLIGHS TO MIDDLE EARTH MEETS FRODO HELPS HIM AND CHIEF MAKES GOLLOM CRAP IN FRODOS BAG THEN MASTER CHIEF GOES TO A WIZARD THAT FACES HIM IN A GAME CONTEST. THE WIZARS PURPOSELY SENT CHEIF TO TOKYO AND CHEIF HAS TO KUNG-FU FIGHT CHUCK NORRIS BUT HE LOSES AND GETS SENT TO STAR WARS.

I so smart i remembered that with out looking back on the story. so after that thing up there then Chief goes and hits on princess Leaha but Luke kills chief because leaha is his sister. Thats the end thats all. I know that that was more story then cheat but I spent like an hour doing this so you better like this or I will come over to your house and eat all your cookies Mr and or Miss. Try this and it works... I think

GamesRadar: Anything we could write about this cheat would just look stupid simply for being printed on the same page.

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*Sorry, guy who submitted the Car Salesman Achievement hintlast week, it turns out you we're right, seriously.

Feb 15, 2008

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