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Guild Girls Gone Wild

Step one: Set up shop

Naked dancing is viral. Once you manage to get a small group of dancers together, the rest will follow. Therefore, it's important to know your target audience: Young boys who assume that every female character in the game is piloted by a buxom super model of equal aesthetic appeal. If you don't already have one, create a female character and head for the closest major town. Pick a location with heavy traffic. Banks, auction houses, and NPC quest givers are good places to set up shop. This will ensure that you'll get lots of eyes.

Step two: Take it off
 
Take it all off. Take off your chest armor, your leggings, and your weapons. Type "/dance" and show off your digital assets to the rest of the online community. If someone stops to look at you, whisper them and tell them to dance with you. If someone asks you whether you're really a girl, don't answer. Just ask them to dance with you. You'll be surprised how often this works.



Step three: Just dance

Sometimes naked dance parties fizzle out as participants move on to such boring chores as grinding for experience or completing quests. Don't be discouraged. Continue your underpants dance and others will join in to replace those who abandoned your rave.

Before you know it, the assortment of gamers gone wild will grow on its own. Ravers will start spamming on all chat channels with poor spelling and all caps to "GIT NEKKED OR GETTOUT." And more passersby will start to strip down to their skivvies as the crowd grows.

So what's your reward for all the work you put into masterminding this massively multiplayer mass of writhing flesh? Besides the satisfaction from the fact that you managed to inject a shot of pure ridiculousness into the day of a bunch of fellow experience whores, the screenshots you captured make for hilarious wallpaper images. Have you orchestrated a naked dance party on your server recently? Send us visual proof by tossing a post up on our forums.

We’d like to give a shout out to all the freaky Guild Wars players who joined in on our MM-ORGY.

A special thanks to:

A Holygirl
Random Sins
Kain Amaratsue
Griever Fang
Gorre The Machinatr
Demeter
The COH guild
Luthien of Doriath

And everyone else who took a break from their day to join our dance-a-thon.

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