Alright, so the Hot Coffee minigame may have been removed (or at least unlinked and buried deep within the game's coding in early versions) but you can still enjoy the rollercoaster ride of dating a girl in San Andreas. But she won't become yours overnight.
While real-life girls who demand you drive like a maniac while they commit murder through drive-by-shootings are definitely best avoided, showing a real girl a good time and paying regular attention to her needs will improve your life quality dramatically.
Above: Our advice? Be cool. Oh, and do exactly the opposite of what that guy in the film Sideways does
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