GTA 5 Kifflom! and Epsilon tracts guide

Bearing the Truth

Once the Epsilon logo appears, head there for the next mission. This time, Marnie tasks you with wearing Epsilon robes for 10 days. It's not as annoying as it sounds.

Start by heading the Epsilon website and buy the robes for $25,000. Yes, that's really how much they cost. After a one-day cycle, they will appear in your wardrobe.

Now, the 10 days might seem like a lot, but there's a trick to this task - sleeping. Simply sleep repeatedly with Michael, as this passes a lot of time very quickly. Sleep repeatedly until the 10 days are up, and a new mission will unlock.

Delivering the Truth

This one is very straightforward. Head to the new Epsilon logo to meet Torn, who tasks you with flying a plane to an airfield. Hop in and fly to the destination to wrap this one up.

Exercising the Truth

Another Epsilon logo will soon appear on your map. Make sure you're wearing your Epsilon robes, and head there to meet up with the whole Epsilon crew once again. They're ready to send you to meet their leader, but first you must run five miles through the desert. No seriously.

You have two ways to complete this one: active and passive. For the active route, hold down that run button and have Michael run until you receive a notice that the five miles have been completed. For the passive route, you can use a rubber band and a small weighted object to tie the thumbstick back and weigh down the run button. Come back later to find the task completed.

Choose whichever method you prefer, and after the task is completed, you'll receive a call for the final Epsilon mission.

Unknowing the Truth

You've been summoned to the Epsilon Center by Cris Formage, founder of the Epsilon program. Head to the Epsilon logo while wearing the Epsilon robes to start the final mission. You'll also need at least $50,000 in your bank account - money which Cris adds to a store of cash in his car to be sent off to various investments.

After the scene and the money paid, follow Cris' security detail to the designated spot. Upon arriving, you have two choices. You can leave the car at the drop zone to complete your enlightenment, or you can steal Cris' car and make off with the money inside.

Choosing to leave the car at the drop zone is the only way to activate the Epsilon tracts. They won't spawn if you steal the car. Take this into consideration.

Should you choose to steal the car, take out your oppressors and get back into the car quickly - we recommend an RPG or sticky bombs to get rid of the chopper. Escape the cops (or alternatively, the Epsilon guards), and the mission will end. At least you'll get a nice chunk of change from Cris' car, plus an achievement/trophy for your effort. Enlightenment complete.


  • randymandy27 - September 13, 2014 3:59 p.m.

    I am stuck between the second and third mission. I met the lady in the random building and then it said to donate $5000. But I didn't know I was supposed to wait for an email so I went ahead and did it on the website. Now I'm not getting the email and nothing else from this string of missions. I've saved and switched characters and donated a bunch of times but nothing. Frustrating that now I can't get 100% even after I wasted all that time searching for those damned letter scraps.
  • Papro - June 8, 2014 4:39 p.m.

    Not to be rude but you should pay more attention before giving bad advice. If you pay closer attention you will notice as you get updates on how far you ran it will start off with a zero before the number, this is because there is a point (.) in there. It's not 50 miles you need go it's 5.0... Just like the other guy, he didn't run 10 miles but 1.0
  • Dr.Q - March 4, 2014 2:54 a.m.

    20 minutes of non-stop mashing A/X while running in a circle with your left stick held all the way back will give you your five miles.
  • BENNO__64 - January 13, 2014 10:21 p.m.

    *** ATTENTION ** To get 100% on the last Epsilon strangers mission, you have to kill all Epsilonists at the heli-landing and get $2.1 Million dollars. After the mision you get a call from Cris, then after a few in-game hours (2-3 minutes) you receive a text from Marnie about the Epsilon Tracts, in which you can then start finding. If you decide to allow those cult-ridden brainwashed fucks have the money you get a marvelous rusty old tractor, Woo-fucking-hoo-to-you, and get a different message from Cris and a more positive text from Marnie.
  • Notorious98 - May 3, 2014 7:56 p.m.

    Ok, so i gave the 500 bucks in donation in the desert after being attacked at the red truck and then joined my buddies online session, i left story mode and when i came back to story mode the little kifflom mark wasnt there. I did the identity evaluation again and gave 500 bucks too hoping it would restart the mission but nothing happened. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME????????,?
  • BENNO__64 - May 8, 2014 3:11 a.m.

    Ok, so one of two things have happened. 1. the Autosave didn't finish saving before you left to go online, or it was off. 2. you have to wait a few in-game days till it appears. It varies to-person-to-person. For example the last mission of Strangers and freaks (at 100%) took 4 real life days of playing storymode to finally appear for me. If this side mission doesn't appear, reply back, and I'll help you try and fix it.
  • Notorious98 - May 8, 2014 9:49 p.m.

    Yeah its been about 3-4 day and it never appeared again. Nothing happens when i donate 500 or 5000 and when i re-evaluate my identity
  • BENNO__64 - May 9, 2014 2 a.m.

    Alrighty, so since the Epsilon missions are "Michael only" stranger missions, switch to Trevor and ring Michael to have some fun (drinks, strip club, tennis, etc.) then switch to Franklin and do the same with Michael. Hopefully when you switch back to Michael It should re-spawn. (that's how I got the 100% stranger mission for Franklin to spawn, as well as going online and going back to StoryMode.
  • DeathclawFallout - December 28, 2013 3:29 p.m.

    How come the desert pilgrimage doesn't pop up for me? I did the last one, and then I went to the marker, and it told me to have the robes on. I put them on, but then it disappeared. WTF
  • skaterboy_seifer - October 28, 2013 6:54 a.m.

    in the section ,Epsilon tracts you said that if you steal the money you cant do the Epsilon tracts, well your wrong you still can do it
  • AngelAscension - September 23, 2013 11:34 p.m.

    Is anyone having trouble with the 5 miles you have to run?? i ran 10 miles but it says i abandoned the pilgrimage. I have been told after 4 miles you get a phone call saying good work keep it up. Why is this playing up
  • Tony Wilson - September 27, 2013 12:29 a.m.

    Did you stay in the desert? There are actual borders you have to stay in. To be safest, run in a big ol' circle.
  • Rub3z - September 28, 2013 2:04 a.m.

    Hey man, the stats page lists 15 Epsilon Tracts, and your Easter Eggs list gives reason to believe there's a significant reward for finding them. Any insight on the additional ones, assuming they're actually available?
  • Tony Wilson - September 28, 2013 7:44 a.m.

    By all accounts, it seems to be a typo. Only 10 spawn, and people think the 15 is Rockstar messing with us.
  • BENNO__64 - January 13, 2014 10:11 p.m.

    It's a total of 50 miles (yes I know that bitch Marnie says 5 miles) but its a play on realism, as if you were running in the desert. Like that saying "that mile felt like 10" So basically for each 10 miles you do in the desert is counted as 1. so at 44 miles I got the phone call from Cris saying one more mile. At 50 miles it said I ran the total 5 miles.
  • bobert-brinkman - August 24, 2014 7:38 p.m.

    It's five miles. I think you might have mixed up .1( one tenth of a mile) for one mile. When Chris calls he does so at 4.4 miles or four and four tenths of a mile. The dots are small:)
  • BENNO__64 - August 24, 2014 9:57 p.m.

    I never saw a decimal dot on my TV screen for the three times I did this mission. (Yeah I ended up failing twice by running out of the invisible desert radius.) Plus every few "miles" I ran, it would pop-up on the screen as a notification, with a counter eg: 25 miles.

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