GR’s Weekend Giveaway: Seriously soft SmackDown vs Raw 2011 sweatshirts and a Rey Mysterio mask!

Pretty please with a cherry on top?

So I decided that my comment would fringe on the box art for Smackdown vs $aw. One such piece involves Sheamus, and it has me infuriated. In case you didn't know, Sheamus is this godawful ultra pale Irish wrestler that probably had the most undeserved unreasonable push on Raw this past year after an atrociously mediocre performance on the now canceled ECW. I can recall his first match against some nobody, and as I remember, he got disqualified for beating the shit out of the guy. And he wasn't doing it in a good way. He was taking mediocre moves like simple kicks and turning them into Titan destroyers for no other reason than, "he's sheamus, he's a really tough guy and he's really mean!" So then, even after he was disqualified he decides, "I'm gonna use my finisher on this guy I could pin, because he's likely already dead." And I swear, it took him a solid fucking minute to set up...the celtic cross. Woooo! This has got to be not only the most unoriginal, but also most pathetic finisher ever. Why? Because all it does is give your back a goddamn rugburn! So then it's just week after week of him pulling this. Beating the shit out of has been's and nobody's, eventually turning his anger on the announcers, hall of famers, referees, and whoever else he could get his hands on. Now you'd think people would hate him because he was doing all this bad stuff and nobody was lifting a finger to try to stop him, right? No. People hated him because he was a fucking terrible wrestler, and they had to resort to sending out Evan Bourne, the best jobber (he's supposed to make the other guy look good) to ever enter the ring, to fight him TWICE. So eventually, Sheamus gets "bored" with all the small fry and beating up children and shit, and finally decides that he's gonna go after the title, and guess who's holding it? The champ, John Cena. Well everybody's thinking, "Oh, John Cena's gonna whoop his ass the second he tries to pull anything!" No. Sheamus decimated Cena with a single stupidass boot to the face. And then the world realized that McMahon had finally snorted so much coke that he was actually going to legitimately push this red haired albino. And Sheamus just kept doing it. Week after week, he fucked with Cena, and Cena kept taking it lying down until who finally stands up to Sheamus. Who had the courage to get off his ass and put Sheamus on his? Mark Fucking Cuban. That's right, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks. And how did Sheamus respond? Oh yeah, he put Cuban through a table, and the nightmare continued. So finally, at TLC Sheamus gets his shot at the title against Cena, and EVERYONE is thinking, "Ok, enough of this shit. Shut that cocksucker up, and end this bullshit tyrade of a storyline, Cena" Everyone knew Cena was gonna put Sheamus through a table with his finisher, and he was gonna do it in the most spectacular way possible. And you know what happened? Cena had Sheamus on the top ropes, lost his balance, and put himself through a table. Game over. Sheamus won. Sheamus had gone from complete rookie all the way to WWE Champion in merely three months, and no way in hell did he deserve a single bit of it. Cry's of "He's butt buddies with Triple H (who's McMahon's son in law)!" rocked the internet for weeks on end. With few exceptions, Sheamus was one of the worst wrestlers I'd ever seen, and yet he was holding the title that so only the elite are supposed to attain. For 3 solid months he held that title. For 3 solid months, he would prance around Raw yelling "I'm da champion!" And for 3 solid months, the children wept, not because the bad guy dethroned the good guy, not because the noob had defeated the master, but because a completely incompetent, untalented asswipe was the boss of Monday Night. I shudder to think of what those 3 months did to that show, and there's no other reason why I gave up watching it (besides the fact that I'm 21). I try to keep those memories buried, but nothing on this planet could quench the fury of seeing that pale, red headed shit stain the cover of the number one wrestling game on the market. Oh, and Chris, you're about 2 feet too tall to be Rey Mysterio. PS: Who would have thought somebody would challenge the character limit on your comment box with a legitimate tale of woe concerning professional wrestling?

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My fortune cookie said I would win a Seriously soft SmackDown vs Raw 2011 sweatshirt and a Rey Mysterio mask! Fancy that.

I want it!!!

not a wrestling fan...but the mask is kinda cool?

yay! swag!

GIMME!

lets all hope this is a non-biased system

Was already excited for the game, and then this comes along. Sweet! :D

This is my winning comment.

Entered for lols

Watching Ray wrestle was one of the few things me and my dad ever did together :D

I thought I knew that five o'clock shadow.

WWE SvR 2011 is the best wrestling game and gamesradar is the best gaming site so why want you pick me

Tonight I weigh in at 250 lbs and I hail from Green Bay, WISCONSIN!!! MISTER KEN...er ANDERSON!!! ANDERSON!! It seems funny saying Anderson (even though it's his real name). Wonders if SVR 2011 will have Ken's entrance?

sweet love it

You teases, another week of HOTT!!!! Lizzie photos, i'm in heaven.

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