Good news for sex-pests: Safe, guilt-free groping is coming by way of feel-'em-up simulators for Kinect

A different kind of joy ride

Words: David Houghton on December 17, 2010

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flabslapper - December 17, 2010 4:47 p.m.

but just like other games for the kinect it offers no feedback! Otherwise I'm just waving my hands around now if they ship this with a fleshlight I'm so in
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Lionzest7 - December 17, 2010 5:08 p.m.

LOL +1 kinect : 0 wii -1000 pts for gamer's dignity
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RavielDeSilverlake - December 17, 2010 5:16 p.m.

Nah, don't think this will actually release. Think like this: underground name -> 360 hacked -> then WHY WOULD THEY NEED TO BUY A NON-PIRATE COPY -> profit....less........
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Robx - December 17, 2010 5:48 p.m.

The amazing feeling of air.
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MJHAYLETT - December 17, 2010 5:54 p.m.

I can put my hand out and imagine I am groping a woman anytime I like. I don't need any camera based shenanigans to do it. I don't do it much in the same way I don't pretend to kiss a woman either. Also its not that hard to get a real woman you know guys. Have a shower, brush your teeth, don't be so ugly only your momma loves you etc.
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AnonymouZ - December 17, 2010 5:59 p.m.

not even gonna comment cuz it's not gonna be doable unless you break your xbox... and you lameos don't break xboxes cuz "i don't wanna be banned from my friends!"
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WillisTron - December 17, 2010 6:01 p.m.

People will always adapt the latest technology to suit people's porn needs - doesn't make the people who use it any less pathetic though.
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RedBandit - December 17, 2010 6:03 p.m.

Real thing is better
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batman5273 - December 17, 2010 6:30 p.m.

I wonder if Kinect will be able to sense my Fleshlight Peripheral.
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nikrusty - December 17, 2010 6:40 p.m.

Ohh 3D sex with Hot Chicks for Geeks like me. I want PC version NOW!!!
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510BrotherPanda - December 17, 2010 7:30 p.m.

The character models are even uglier/creepier than the DoA women, if that's even possible. Looks like a waste of money and time for those developers.
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JoyfulZombie - December 17, 2010 7:41 p.m.

I patiently await a Cho Aniki kinect game. This is one step closer.
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GhoulxScout13 - December 17, 2010 8:13 p.m.

This article doesn't point out of few things. Firstly, and while I could be wrong, and I apologize if I am, this is not something that's going to be available on the 360, yet a PC title that can be used once you perform some mods that would allow for the Kinnect to work with a PC. Secondly, what's the point in a game like this if theirs no nudity? Not that I would be interested in such a product as grabbing virtual boobs really doesn't seem all that arousing, but never the less.
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oryandymackie - December 17, 2010 8:42 p.m.

Dignity. Who needs it?
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Robusken - December 17, 2010 9:41 p.m.

This is what the future is bringing us.
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WelcomeGhosts10 - December 17, 2010 10:48 p.m.

This is really gonna set us back a couple decades as far as video games being seen as art and taken seriously..
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Casper209 - December 17, 2010 10:59 p.m.

I want to fuck my dog.
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Darth_Griffin - December 17, 2010 11:08 p.m.

oh man, this could be amazingly awesome or just completely disgusting. if Microsoft lets it get published at all, which seems unlikely
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Hamburgers - December 17, 2010 11:29 p.m.

>sex is a multi-billion dollar business >implying Microsoft really would take the voices of the few loud and self-righteous over the billions of horny
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Hamburgers - December 17, 2010 11:33 p.m.

Hey WelcomeGhosts10. The simple title of "video games" (note: games) keeps the medium stuck in the past in the eyes of most. Porn has never kept the movie industry back and neither have erotic novels. And to be honest games haven't really gotten to the point of being taken seriously yet, so it's not really holding anything back.
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