Good news for sex-pests: Safe, guilt-free groping is coming by way of feel-'em-up simulators for Kinect

Are you a raging pervert who's grown tired of the constant risk of public social fallout and the persistent threat of the police? Are you too cheap to pay for the more accomodating standards of the prostitution industry? Is your PC set up amongst the array of convenient wipe-clean surfaces customarily required by a man of your tastes and persuasions? Then Kinect has the solution for you!

Sex game developer ThriXXX Software is working on making its products work with Kinect's hands-free motion control. There's an NSFW demo video up on YouTube (for now) to show you how it all works. Clue: It's a bit like tiger tickling, only not. And in case your hands are currently too busy to manage multiple tabs, we've embedded that video below. Minors and those offended by fleshy polygon groping, turn away now.

Excited? Disgusted? Amused? Vaguely disturbed? Let me know in the comments, if you haven't just gone too blind to type.

Thanks, G4. We think.




  • Ultima - December 18, 2010 4:46 a.m.

    This is deeply deeply sad. If you really want to sit on your own doing that you will never get a real girlfriend.
  • papergoon - December 18, 2010 2:29 a.m.

    The detached hand is just like rapelay o.O
  • ByTheBeard - December 17, 2010 11:37 p.m.

    On the side bar it has a "Kinectimals" review. Irony.
  • Hamburgers - December 17, 2010 11:33 p.m.

    Hey WelcomeGhosts10. The simple title of "video games" (note: games) keeps the medium stuck in the past in the eyes of most. Porn has never kept the movie industry back and neither have erotic novels. And to be honest games haven't really gotten to the point of being taken seriously yet, so it's not really holding anything back.
  • Hamburgers - December 17, 2010 11:29 p.m.

    >sex is a multi-billion dollar business >implying Microsoft really would take the voices of the few loud and self-righteous over the billions of horny
  • Darth_Griffin - December 17, 2010 11:08 p.m.

    oh man, this could be amazingly awesome or just completely disgusting. if Microsoft lets it get published at all, which seems unlikely
  • Casper209 - December 17, 2010 10:59 p.m.

    I want to fuck my dog.
  • WelcomeGhosts10 - December 17, 2010 10:48 p.m.

    This is really gonna set us back a couple decades as far as video games being seen as art and taken seriously..
  • Robusken - December 17, 2010 9:41 p.m.

    This is what the future is bringing us.
  • oryandymackie - December 17, 2010 8:42 p.m.

    Dignity. Who needs it?
  • GhoulxScout13 - December 17, 2010 8:13 p.m.

    This article doesn't point out of few things. Firstly, and while I could be wrong, and I apologize if I am, this is not something that's going to be available on the 360, yet a PC title that can be used once you perform some mods that would allow for the Kinnect to work with a PC. Secondly, what's the point in a game like this if theirs no nudity? Not that I would be interested in such a product as grabbing virtual boobs really doesn't seem all that arousing, but never the less.
  • JoyfulZombie - December 17, 2010 7:41 p.m.

    I patiently await a Cho Aniki kinect game. This is one step closer.
  • 510BrotherPanda - December 17, 2010 7:30 p.m.

    The character models are even uglier/creepier than the DoA women, if that's even possible. Looks like a waste of money and time for those developers.
  • nikrusty - December 17, 2010 6:40 p.m.

    Ohh 3D sex with Hot Chicks for Geeks like me. I want PC version NOW!!!
  • batman5273 - December 17, 2010 6:30 p.m.

    I wonder if Kinect will be able to sense my Fleshlight Peripheral.
  • RedBandit - December 17, 2010 6:03 p.m.

    Real thing is better
  • WillisTron - December 17, 2010 6:01 p.m.

    People will always adapt the latest technology to suit people's porn needs - doesn't make the people who use it any less pathetic though.
  • AnonymouZ - December 17, 2010 5:59 p.m.

    not even gonna comment cuz it's not gonna be doable unless you break your xbox... and you lameos don't break xboxes cuz "i don't wanna be banned from my friends!"
  • MJHAYLETT - December 17, 2010 5:54 p.m.

    I can put my hand out and imagine I am groping a woman anytime I like. I don't need any camera based shenanigans to do it. I don't do it much in the same way I don't pretend to kiss a woman either. Also its not that hard to get a real woman you know guys. Have a shower, brush your teeth, don't be so ugly only your momma loves you etc.
  • Robx - December 17, 2010 5:48 p.m.

    The amazing feeling of air.

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